Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1025. | cluwei (cluwei) | 94.41 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
| 1026. | B1 (b1north) | 94.40 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
| 1027. | Metacarcinus (mcmagister) | 94.34 | 98% | 2017-10-22 |
| 1028. | Dan (danhabib) | 94.34 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 1029. | Rob (pitzthistlewits) | 94.33 | 96% | 2017-12-23 |
| 1030. | Atlas400 (atlas400) | 94.29 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
| 1031. | PR (mrprx) | 94.21 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 1032. | Bryon (btjanaka) | 94.20 | 98% | 2019-10-10 |
| 1033. | Joshua (iwreckurfamily) | 94.19 | 99% | 2018-11-11 |
| 1034. | Dominic (anotherdruid) | 94.18 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
| 1035. | Victor (susavile) | 94.15 | 99% | 2017-11-10 |
| 1036. | George (gggritso) | 94.15 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 1037. | Alexander (torphon) | 94.12 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
| 1038. | Angrybabyfist (angrybabyfist) | 94.12 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
| 1039. | Benschi (benschi98) | 94.08 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
| 1040. | Type like never before! (re... | 94.08 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 1041. | Person (relearner) | 94.07 | 99% | 2019-10-23 |
| 1042. | Kevin (kevinali1) | 94.07 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
| 1043. | Ahmed (nesbmido) | 94.04 | 97% | 2020-01-09 |
| 1044. | rk61 (lowda9) | 94.00 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
| 1045. | Christine Langston (christi... | 93.98 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 1046. | AJ (flexpointlol) | 93.95 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 1047. | uniracer (uniracer) | 93.94 | 99% | 2017-09-23 |
| 1048. | Andrew (alzhu) | 93.92 | 98% | 2019-11-04 |
| 1049. | oriom (orionrw) | 93.90 | 96% | 2019-08-28 |
| 1050. | Frank (frankxu) | 93.85 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 1051. | K3 (lienk3) | 93.85 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
| 1052. | Sam (busiclucho) | 93.83 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
| 1053. | Emil (emle10) | 93.82 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
| 1054. | Skippy (skippy9) | 93.79 | 97% | 2018-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |