You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1001. | Taran (tarankloty) | 91.97 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 1002. | nika (nika07) | 91.96 | 98% | 2020-07-24 |
| 1003. | Vladimir (nolmegar) | 91.90 | 96% | 2018-03-28 |
| 1004. | Jeffrey (jeffrey_chen99) | 91.89 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
| 1005. | Mikhail (mikhail0620) | 91.89 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 1006. | TopGUN (wayhowma) | 91.89 | 98% | 2018-09-21 |
| 1007. | Jocho Muaguadabo (alezander... | 91.87 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 1008. | Gaming (pridex) | 91.86 | 97% | 2020-09-19 |
| 1009. | Romans ✂ (romaninsh) | 91.86 | 97% | 2018-02-22 |
| 1010. | yong (topcool) | 91.85 | 97% | 2018-10-26 |
| 1011. | Eric (rickby) | 91.82 | 98% | 2018-09-17 |
| 1012. | Samuel (maduhbee) | 91.82 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 1013. | george (doctoras) | 91.82 | 99% | 2018-10-17 |
| 1014. | Femosis (femosis) | 91.78 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 1015. | Jon (jonsport) | 91.78 | 98% | 2020-09-04 |
| 1016. | eggs979 (eggs979) | 91.78 | 98% | 2018-07-02 |
| 1017. | Brian (briansunn) | 91.77 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 1018. | Person (relearner) | 91.77 | 99% | 2019-11-25 |
| 1019. | doquan (doquannnn) | 91.74 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| 1020. | David (2mill) | 91.72 | 96% | 2020-08-25 |
| 1021. | Mkaaztje🍒❤ (tadas2002) | 91.72 | 96% | 2020-01-22 |
| 1022. | Glade (shogekiha) | 91.69 | 96% | 2019-10-22 |
| 1023. | iswearimstraight (lamp_god) | 91.66 | 97% | 2020-01-07 |
| 1024. | Reiss (tregor) | 91.64 | 98% | 2018-02-13 |
| 1025. | :) (bavadin) | 91.59 | 97% | 2019-11-24 |
| 1026. | Kate (sam2009) | 91.58 | 98% | 2019-01-07 |
| 1027. | Kevin (eightsixeight) | 91.56 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 1028. | Hans (dasyke887) | 91.56 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 1029. | Shawn (filipinofriend) | 91.56 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 1030. | Godzilland (godzilland) | 91.51 | 98% | 2019-06-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |