I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8956. | bob the builder (bobthebuil... | 88.47 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
| 8957. | Max (hihello12327) | 88.47 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 8958. | Cadium (adeiaa9505) | 88.47 | 96.4% | 2024-07-13 |
| 8959. | gupta (gupta01) | 88.47 | 98% | 2017-09-18 |
| 8960. | JazzyJonah (jazzyjonah) | 88.46 | 96% | 2023-12-31 |
| 8961. | Tim (thole) | 88.46 | 98% | 2019-03-15 |
| 8962. | Sebastian (rosariose19) | 88.44 | 96% | 2018-03-11 |
| 8963. | Michael (javamorris) | 88.44 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 8964. | ElderBagnall (elder_bagnall) | 88.43 | 97% | 2023-05-16 |
| 8965. | maroon (hofgalmir) | 88.43 | 98% | 2024-01-29 |
| 8966. | Ag (aglutamate2) | 88.43 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 8967. | Maxwell (goatmaxwelln) | 88.42 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 8968. | grace (gcm02) | 88.42 | 98% | 2023-03-12 |
| 8969. | bo (biznessmun) | 88.42 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| 8970. | Black Guy (blackguyfast) | 88.42 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
| 8971. | Thatisdifficult (thatisdiff... | 88.42 | 95% | 2016-08-17 |
| 8972. | Evandro (evandrocastro) | 88.41 | 99% | 2023-09-15 |
| 8973. | B. (x30n1) | 88.41 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
| 8974. | Person (relearner) | 88.41 | 98% | 2018-05-18 |
| 8975. | Sawyer (syber339) | 88.40 | 97% | 2016-04-16 |
| 8976. | Tomas (tmattia) | 88.40 | 93% | 2016-03-10 |
| 8977. | Landon (lbarnes) | 88.40 | 98% | 2020-05-28 |
| 8978. | Wenbo (zwb1988) | 88.40 | 93% | 2017-01-04 |
| 8979. | Moby (s0uthxpark) | 88.40 | 96% | 2018-11-11 |
| 8980. | Jeff (greane) | 88.40 | 96% | 2017-04-04 |
| 8981. | Matthew (jimi_fendrix) | 88.39 | 96% | 2018-07-15 |
| 8982. | Emilio (emiliokyp) | 88.39 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| 8983. | Nick (halfchainsaw) | 88.39 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
| 8984. | eh (__eh__) | 88.39 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
| 8985. | Scaphism nonquit 1234 races... | 88.39 | 94% | 2019-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |