The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9979. | Crystal (crystalfaye95) | 100.68 | 99% | 2019-11-03 |
| 9980. | DEEZ (dakbell) | 100.68 | 99% | 2021-09-28 |
| 9981. | Neko (pippaola) | 100.68 | 99% | 2018-04-20 |
| 9982. | Nicole (narobin59) | 100.68 | 96% | 2013-12-13 |
| 9983. | Randy (wolfrayne) | 100.68 | 99% | 2014-10-02 |
| 9984. | Aleph (mechanicaltesting) | 100.68 | 96% | 2018-02-18 |
| 9985. | punit (thakelatyper) | 100.67 | 100% | 2022-02-27 |
| 9986. | Kay (bierik) | 100.67 | 96% | 2013-05-10 |
| 9987. | Mitch (kortonx3@gmail.com) | 100.67 | 92% | 2013-05-02 |
| 9988. | Sherman (shemsan) | 100.66 | 98% | 2011-06-02 |
| 9989. | Uniju (uniju) | 100.66 | 94% | 2011-11-07 |
| 9990. | nigh_dvorak (nigh_dvorak) | 100.66 | 99.6% | 2023-10-05 |
| 9991. | Alec (crazyhairaz) | 100.66 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
| 9992. | Niceable (niceable) | 100.66 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 9993. | Mick (mickyuille) | 100.66 | — | 2010-08-12 |
| 9994. | Hans (geohans41) | 100.66 | 97% | 2016-06-28 |
| 9995. | Vinny (vinnycsp) | 100.65 | 98% | 2021-03-28 |
| 9996. | Fexo (fexer) | 100.65 | 98% | 2015-06-26 |
| 9997. | Person (relearner) | 100.65 | 99% | 2021-11-05 |
| 9998. | Ajdin (cajdin) | 100.64 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
| 9999. | Jayson (losage) | 100.64 | 96% | 2019-07-26 |
| 10000. | Daniel (thehomeofdob) | 100.64 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 10001. | mike (captaincapitalism) | 100.64 | 98% | 2022-01-19 |
| 10002. | lindee (lindee) | 100.64 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 10003. | Elude, evade, endure. (rsinal) | 100.64 | 97.7% | 2023-06-01 |
| 10004. | YemTheKing (yemtheking) | 100.64 | 99% | 2022-05-31 |
| 10005. | Average (vuzid) | 100.64 | 98.6% | 2021-02-21 |
| 10006. | William (downeywa) | 100.64 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 10007. | ziyad (ziyadb) | 100.64 | 97% | 2011-06-07 |
| 10008. | Mai (maile73) | 100.64 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |