In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser". Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax. Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you.
—from It's All About the Pentiums, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 430. | tbodt (tbodt) | 97.79 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
| 431. | Mikey (miket349) | 97.78 | 99% | 2020-03-24 |
| 432. | sawyer (tdsg) | 97.75 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
| 433. | Alfredo 🎉 (zalfredo) | 97.75 | 98% | 2018-05-27 |
| 434. | The (speed0meter) | 97.72 | 98% | 2017-07-29 |
| 435. | dead (karovin) | 97.53 | 96% | 2019-06-02 |
| 436. | Calvin (caalvin) | 97.51 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 437. | Patrick (pwatrous) | 97.42 | 98% | 2019-12-27 |
| 438. | HANNIBAL (gfsdfgs) | 97.36 | 98% | 2019-11-22 |
| 439. | Big Noob (typeracerscrub) | 97.35 | 97% | 2018-12-30 |
| 440. | ayrie (ayrie) | 97.28 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
| 441. | Grey (all_greay) | 97.22 | 98% | 2018-01-09 |
| 442. | Fishermen Never Lie (fisher... | 97.21 | 98% | 2018-04-10 |
| 443. | Darko (darkec) | 97.05 | 99% | 2020-07-16 |
| 444. | Felix (exvalidus) | 97.02 | 97% | 2018-08-15 |
| 445. | Tama (intyper) | 96.98 | 99% | 2017-09-19 |
| 446. | Alpine (relambrien) | 96.92 | 97% | 2019-01-07 |
| 447. | Joe (j_suzz_) | 96.92 | 97% | 2019-04-30 |
| 448. | Justin (agent_jl) | 96.88 | 99% | 2019-01-05 |
| 449. | saturn (saturnly) | 96.88 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 450. | Peanut (peanutpocket) | 96.80 | 98% | 2020-07-26 |
| 451. | Sarah (sarabelll) | 96.77 | 99% | 2018-12-08 |
| 452. | Road to HERO (darkmage0103) | 96.72 | 98% | 2018-12-17 |
| 453. | DylanDvsn (dylandvsn) | 96.68 | 98% | 2018-09-21 |
| 454. | Never Quit (ranzivan12) | 96.65 | 100% | 2017-10-31 |
| 455. | 'ello (boerewors) | 96.63 | 97% | 2018-12-28 |
| 456. | d (besttypers) | 96.61 | 100% | 2020-03-25 |
| 457. | Tess (makeleletoulalan) | 96.55 | 97% | 2018-04-16 |
| 458. | Samantha (smm190) | 96.51 | 98% | 2019-10-27 |
| 459. | Mat (tencion) | 96.45 | 96% | 2017-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,673 | 66.87 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 20 | 83.36 | September 3, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 54.60 | June 15, 2023 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 162.33 | April 16, 2017 |