Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
Active since February 14, 2018.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 238. | Patrick (thumbless) | 123.02 | 98% | 2020-05-26 |
| 239. | Pingu (pingudev) | 122.87 | 100% | 2020-08-17 |
| 240. | wrists parallel (cheffray) | 122.63 | 99% | 2019-05-23 |
| 241. | Joy (joylee101) | 122.59 | 98% | 2020-04-26 |
| 242. | ⠈⠁ᵀ ᴱ ᴵ ᴸ ᴼ... | 122.56 | 100% | 2019-02-02 |
| 243. | Kyle (grawlixes) | 122.53 | 99% | 2020-01-27 |
| 244. | RIP BYRON (sk8terboi723) | 122.40 | 98% | 2019-09-15 |
| 245. | zane (magicsoap) | 122.35 | 99% | 2019-07-02 |
| 246. | (macieje) | 122.31 | 96% | 2020-06-02 |
| 247. | andy (rodmc) | 122.24 | 99% | 2020-09-02 |
| 248. | Theo (theodoretliu) | 122.13 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
| 249. | Gavin (gavwhela) | 122.12 | 99% | 2020-08-09 |
| 250. | Brian (briansunn) | 122.05 | 99% | 2018-11-17 |
| 251. | ukimub (ukimub) | 122.00 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
| 252. | 👶 (a_baby) | 121.91 | 99% | 2020-12-18 |
| 253. | a (oreo_os) | 121.90 | 99% | 2020-10-28 |
| 254. | pariza (rel00p) | 121.86 | 97% | 2018-08-17 |
| 255. | (g_fruit) | 121.85 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 256. | kewl (hyper_racer) | 121.83 | 99% | 2019-07-31 |
| 257. | ihateonyou (ihateonyou) | 121.82 | 98% | 2019-12-22 |
| 258. | Nathan (nathantheslowboi) | 121.77 | 100% | 2018-10-16 |
| 259. | Biggie (mauler09) | 121.70 | 99% | 2019-08-01 |
| 260. | Pakalu (transfusion) | 121.63 | 98% | 2019-12-10 |
| 261. | Ryan (fantazm) | 121.59 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 262. | Martyyyyy (missmarty) | 121.45 | 97% | 2018-05-13 |
| 263. | 🎷 (jazz) | 121.36 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
| 264. | VINNI FAN (johnbailey) | 121.28 | 97% | 2018-09-17 |
| 265. | meep (passing_through) | 121.27 | 99% | 2019-09-20 |
| 266. | Adam (sehoon) | 121.25 | 98% | 2019-12-16 |
| 267. | Brian (a_job_well_done) | 121.22 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |