So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22455. | dilectus (dilectus) | 64.67 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 22456. | Your (nova_byrdy) | 64.67 | 96.4% | 2023-09-26 |
| 22457. | Tim (ohzson) | 64.67 | 91% | 2016-04-06 |
| 22458. | AxelDT (axman292) | 64.67 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 22459. | Nikhil (nikhil.james26@yaho... | 64.67 | 95% | 2012-06-16 |
| 22460. | Ricky (scrunchbox) | 64.67 | 95% | 2011-12-18 |
| 22461. | phauie (phauie) | 64.67 | 96% | 2011-08-15 |
| 22462. | Love (nicklove) | 64.67 | 91% | 2015-02-18 |
| 22463. | john (johanwo) | 64.67 | 89% | 2016-05-18 |
| 22464. | Eatmyspacebar (eatmyspacebar) | 64.66 | 95% | 2022-06-08 |
| 22465. | Brian (brianthetypist) | 64.66 | 96% | 2017-06-22 |
| 22466. | Yash (one9805) | 64.66 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 22467. | Max (maexxx) | 64.66 | 97% | 2016-03-29 |
| 22468. | Thomas (tomvaiou) | 64.66 | 95% | 2013-04-27 |
| 22469. | Cruz (skittle_juice) | 64.66 | 95% | 2013-02-05 |
| 22470. | Potsu (potsuletu) | 64.66 | 95% | 2016-11-11 |
| 22471. | Burritoes (burritoess) | 64.65 | 96.3% | 2023-07-13 |
| 22472. | shreyas (shreyas) | 64.65 | — | 2009-10-26 |
| 22473. | mistirri (mistirri) | 64.65 | 95% | 2019-07-24 |
| 22474. | Eshan (eshakrani) | 64.65 | 96% | 2018-09-05 |
| 22475. | Goose (reichmatthew) | 64.65 | 97% | 2018-06-20 |
| 22476. | Soup (lollyguin) | 64.64 | 99% | 2022-06-08 |
| 22477. | Daniel (knaggs2001) | 64.64 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
| 22478. | Davito3 (davito3) | 64.64 | 94% | 2016-05-31 |
| 22479. | Danny (h4ndeye) | 64.64 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 22480. | Deni (travao) | 64.64 | 95% | 2019-05-19 |
| 22481. | saqib (saqib19) | 64.64 | 97% | 2011-07-05 |
| 22482. | M (kolk) | 64.63 | 83% | 2011-08-06 |
| 22483. | David (itsdavyh) | 64.63 | 85% | 2014-04-18 |
| 22484. | Crema (cremacrem) | 64.63 | 94% | 2021-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |