Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38432. | Cornelius (vozod) | 35.28 | 96.7% | 2021-02-05 |
| 38433. | zamd (adzhamd) | 35.28 | 91% | 2015-10-29 |
| 38434. | Quinn (magicsoap444) | 35.27 | 94% | 2021-12-10 |
| 38435. | Irarref (_ofking) | 35.27 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| 38436. | howtoleg (howtoleg) | 35.27 | 92% | 2020-12-24 |
| 38437. | Filthy (kluchhard) | 35.27 | 93% | 2018-09-30 |
| 38438. | Serdar (serik41124) | 35.27 | 90% | 2015-09-29 |
| 38439. | Ticktock (ticktockclock) | 35.26 | 90% | 2013-02-07 |
| 38440. | chéngpèi (pine852456) | 35.26 | 89% | 2013-10-20 |
| 38441. | Rakha (raka_w) | 35.26 | 94% | 2012-09-20 |
| 38442. | ^^r.s|yb\_uE (joneslab) | 35.26 | 89% | 2013-07-30 |
| 38443. | tyler (eragon6281) | 35.25 | 94% | 2022-09-24 |
| 38444. | Wikadi (wikadi) | 35.25 | 95.4% | 2021-02-04 |
| 38445. | Professor (professor_impres... | 35.25 | 94% | 2021-02-03 |
| 38446. | Kevin (kool_kid) | 35.25 | 97% | 2016-06-06 |
| 38447. | akyanaza (akyanaza) | 35.25 | 88% | 2011-07-16 |
| 38448. | anyád (regularpig123) | 35.24 | 92% | 2018-09-30 |
| 38449. | tina (doc5567) | 35.24 | — | 2008-11-01 |
| 38450. | Adnan (adisa) | 35.24 | — | 2010-12-02 |
| 38451. | Mohsen (amirmohsendashti) | 35.23 | 94% | 2021-03-29 |
| 38452. | qbaracerr (qbajanowski) | 35.23 | 93% | 2021-09-28 |
| 38453. | itisitisntit (itisitisntit) | 35.23 | 93% | 2023-10-10 |
| 38454. | Hương (pe_gau) | 35.23 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 38455. | Linda (lindaslabbert) | 35.23 | 88% | 2016-04-01 |
| 38456. | avi (ziva) | 35.22 | 91% | 2012-02-25 |
| 38457. | TEJA (teja8897) | 35.21 | 95% | 2022-10-08 |
| 38458. | diobrando (diobrandostits) | 35.21 | 90% | 2020-10-29 |
| 38459. | Darras (neon_619) | 35.21 | 93% | 2021-01-30 |
| 38460. | cheng (licheng) | 35.21 | 94% | 2014-08-22 |
| 38461. | Sairaj Pai (gegendepressed) | 35.19 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |