And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21599. | Angie (asjoy) | 76.33 | 98% | 2012-10-30 |
| 21600. | 时快时慢 (andrewpsy) | 76.33 | 98% | 2011-10-05 |
| 21601. | Teodor (deckard93) | 76.32 | 95% | 2022-05-18 |
| 21602. | Tien (tienf4m) | 76.32 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| 21603. | Himanshu (himvins) | 76.32 | 96% | 2013-05-12 |
| 21604. | The D Legend (the_d_legend) | 76.32 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 21605. | Garrett (insanitymage) | 76.32 | 85% | 2015-04-08 |
| 21606. | cinnamoroll (famvicfv) | 76.32 | 94% | 2013-05-02 |
| 21607. | Samuel (jombo65) | 76.31 | 96% | 2016-06-03 |
| 21608. | Juan (juanma04) | 76.31 | 94% | 2020-01-17 |
| 21609. | vic (cdefg123) | 76.31 | 98% | 2018-07-01 |
| 21610. | Jacob (js81010) | 76.31 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
| 21611. | Matin (matin_pasargad) | 76.31 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 21612. | Fr33 (fr33_wifi) | 76.31 | 95% | 2016-03-25 |
| 21613. | Jeff (jeprei) | 76.31 | 96% | 2014-07-17 |
| 21614. | Thomas (cephalopode) | 76.31 | 94% | 2014-12-19 |
| 21615. | Leonardo (sonoleo) | 76.30 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 21616. | Tadeusz (drehu802) | 76.30 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| 21617. | Nyaruko (tatrz) | 76.30 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 21618. | thach (regrettmt) | 76.30 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 21619. | Federick (bonixouk) | 76.30 | 97% | 2014-12-26 |
| 21620. | Nyth (nyth) | 76.30 | 98% | 2016-11-12 |
| 21621. | Jennifer (jenniferym) | 76.30 | 95% | 2013-05-27 |
| 21622. | dalinar (dalinar_) | 76.29 | 97.1% | 2023-07-03 |
| 21623. | Free Palestine (tidy400) | 76.29 | 96% | 2022-04-26 |
| 21624. | xmigz (xmigz) | 76.29 | 96% | 2019-05-29 |
| 21625. | 192.168.143.1 (aldrintyper) | 76.29 | 93% | 2014-06-20 |
| 21626. | sinath (s_sinath) | 76.29 | 97% | 2011-07-17 |
| 21627. | Stefan (thisiskaz) | 76.29 | 96% | 2015-07-14 |
| 21628. | Lindsay (palindrome) | 76.29 | — | 2008-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |