The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2023. | . (caper12) | 130.03 | 99% | 2019-06-06 |
| 2024. | silky (silky_dvorak) | 130.00 | 98% | 2023-09-09 |
| 2025. | Monica (belc0011) | 130.00 | 98% | 2015-04-29 |
| 2026. | Slasher (slasher0046) | 129.99 | 99% | 2020-12-28 |
| 2027. | triplealpha (knytehawke) | 129.99 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 2028. | Danny (beegd) | 129.99 | 99% | 2021-10-10 |
| 2029. | Karvinen (karvinen) | 129.98 | 98% | 2012-12-25 |
| 2030. | Sean (seanqueiroz) | 129.98 | — | 2009-10-05 |
| 2031. | TJ (tjmclemson) | 129.97 | 99% | 2017-08-16 |
| 2032. | Domenic (g0bl0x) | 129.97 | 100% | 2012-04-20 |
| 2033. | Spooner (spooner679) | 129.94 | 99% | 2022-12-28 |
| 2034. | Bridgit (cosmic5) | 129.94 | 98% | 2013-06-20 |
| 2035. | tesla (bgin) | 129.92 | 98% | 2012-11-30 |
| 2036. | Bilal (mbjparacha) | 129.90 | 98.6% | 2023-10-26 |
| 2037. | T (paatzer) | 129.89 | 91% | 2011-07-03 |
| 2038. | Lotus (lotuspirate) | 129.89 | 99% | 2011-11-09 |
| 2039. | Dani (d33psc4n) | 129.88 | 99% | 2021-12-27 |
| 2040. | (refsteon) | 129.88 | 99% | 2012-07-16 |
| 2041. | dylan_9802 (dylan_9802) | 129.87 | 98% | 2023-11-02 |
| 2042. | Tsuna (wezzzz) | 129.87 | 97% | 2012-11-09 |
| 2043. | Mania (mania_) | 129.87 | 92% | 2012-01-28 |
| 2044. | Shao (carpexxxdiem) | 129.85 | 99% | 2014-12-01 |
| 2045. | ghobeere jao (godknowswhy) | 129.85 | 97% | 2012-01-06 |
| 2046. | (nnas) | 129.83 | 99% | 2021-12-10 |
| 2047. | Jiyan (dual) | 129.83 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| 2048. | Tiffany (chiffanytin) | 129.83 | 95% | 2012-02-16 |
| 2049. | ElderKingpin (elderkingpin) | 129.82 | 98% | 2020-10-23 |
| 2050. | Jan (ashemon) | 129.82 | 98% | 2012-02-02 |
| 2051. | Joe (plsgimmeusername) | 129.82 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 2052. | Diana (dkl2108) | 129.82 | 96% | 2015-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |