As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8945. | noms (bloopdaferd) | 86.77 | 99% | 2025-11-28 |
| 8946. | sleeang (sleeang) | 86.77 | 97.6% | 2023-11-03 |
| 8947. | RaspberryPi (don_bartolome) | 86.77 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
| 8948. | Marko (ggx4rtv_fast) | 86.76 | 99.8% | 2025-04-15 |
| 8949. | end (yungswag) | 86.76 | 98% | 2024-06-28 |
| 8950. | Paul (yyube) | 86.76 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
| 8951. | Lucas (lucce34) | 86.75 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 8952. | vetle (vetlebg) | 86.75 | 100% | 2021-12-09 |
| 8953. | Daehan (vitamaxdh) | 86.75 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 8954. | Alex (airstreamdriver) | 86.75 | 98% | 2015-04-30 |
| 8955. | zop (kozarrat) | 86.75 | 94% | 2015-07-05 |
| 8956. | Auful (auful) | 86.74 | 98% | 2024-04-05 |
| 8957. | Hannah (arya_1) | 86.74 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 8958. | Live (ugatyper) | 86.74 | 96% | 2015-09-30 |
| 8959. | Tyler (tjang) | 86.74 | 96% | 2019-05-11 |
| 8960. | I'm (ten10) | 86.74 | 95% | 2015-07-29 |
| 8961. | johnfred (cevhyruz) | 86.73 | 99% | 2023-03-09 |
| 8962. | kripp (hotdoghunter) | 86.73 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 8963. | Nath (thisisntnath) | 86.73 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 8964. | Daniel (reflexus) | 86.73 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
| 8965. | Twissu (twissu699) | 86.72 | 96% | 2025-01-28 |
| 8966. | damloojy (damloojy) | 86.72 | 97% | 2020-06-03 |
| 8967. | Eliud (inggoodface) | 86.72 | 87% | 2015-06-28 |
| 8968. | mike1808 (mike1808) | 86.72 | 92% | 2016-08-05 |
| 8969. | cmath (chrismath) | 86.72 | 98% | 2021-05-29 |
| 8970. | Dimitris (generaldido) | 86.72 | 98% | 2016-03-17 |
| 8971. | Edward (kailhreds) | 86.72 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 8972. | aaaaa;-; (idkwhyyyy) | 86.71 | 99% | 2022-09-20 |
| 8973. | Ibrahim (ibrahimtyper) | 86.71 | 97% | 2019-08-27 |
| 8974. | Stefanos (weedleneedle) | 86.70 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |