So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35788. | breezy8040 (shiroku1725) | 38.02 | 95.4% | 2021-02-08 |
| 35789. | Jonathan (zovyn) | 38.02 | 85% | 2015-05-11 |
| 35790. | ashish (ashishh.iitb@gmail.... | 38.01 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 35791. | Toby (gamingtobyf) | 38.00 | 94% | 2019-05-08 |
| 35792. | vanez (nezanne21) | 37.99 | — | 2010-10-01 |
| 35793. | Blackari (blackari) | 37.98 | 87% | 2016-07-28 |
| 35794. | karim (karimchickensoup) | 37.97 | 96.7% | 2023-06-06 |
| 35795. | Priyam (priyam_anand) | 37.95 | 91% | 2021-07-24 |
| 35796. | Peter (metalhead2021) | 37.94 | 94% | 2021-04-28 |
| 35797. | srivatsava (slowandcalm) | 37.94 | 96% | 2017-07-07 |
| 35798. | steven (stevenac2001) | 37.93 | 93% | 2014-01-24 |
| 35799. | sor (kramkram2) | 37.93 | 89% | 2014-03-21 |
| 35800. | jkdixit (jkdixit) | 37.93 | 94% | 2022-07-26 |
| 35801. | sudando (withyourmom) | 37.93 | 94% | 2021-01-25 |
| 35802. | zhao (zhaomengying) | 37.92 | 94% | 2012-04-23 |
| 35803. | Akashh (akashh_11) | 37.90 | 96% | 2022-10-11 |
| 35804. | Name (reflection) | 37.89 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 35805. | Yolo (yolo_7) | 37.88 | 94.5% | 2023-10-21 |
| 35806. | Sandeep (rehan) | 37.88 | — | 2009-01-01 |
| 35807. | carl angelo (ayrosochang) | 37.87 | 91% | 2016-06-27 |
| 35808. | Vendetta (vendetta) | 37.87 | — | 2008-11-08 |
| 35809. | Eder (9303) | 37.86 | 95.1% | 2021-02-22 |
| 35810. | Tien (a3tien102) | 37.85 | 87% | 2014-07-28 |
| 35811. | julius (julius_s) | 37.83 | 89% | 2014-03-13 |
| 35812. | Selena (selenatypeswords) | 37.82 | 96% | 2022-11-12 |
| 35813. | Charles (chazz2222) | 37.81 | 99% | 2013-11-12 |
| 35814. | Elmeer (elmeer) | 37.80 | 87% | 2016-10-29 |
| 35815. | Dent (denise271) | 37.78 | 83% | 2011-10-17 |
| 35816. | Oz (batangrhenz) | 37.78 | 80% | 2011-07-17 |
| 35817. | Hong Hanh (ngohonghanh) | 37.78 | 93% | 2011-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |