See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13979. | Taylor (tdogyhyh) | 69.92 | 96% | 2019-08-10 |
| 13980. | Mohammed (_police_) | 69.91 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 13981. | Cyrus (cyruschan1219) | 69.91 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 13982. | Cherry mx silver (h2o_joe) | 69.90 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 13983. | Dhruv (dhruvarora) | 69.90 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 13984. | Typer (beginner9) | 69.90 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 13985. | Nicholas (denicholas) | 69.90 | 96% | 2021-12-14 |
| 13986. | Ethan (ethan_w_c) | 69.89 | 95% | 2020-05-14 |
| 13987. | Marcus (marcus149) | 69.89 | 96% | 2022-04-06 |
| 13988. | Ryan (wolfhacker21) | 69.89 | 95% | 2021-09-08 |
| 13989. | kilzo (kilzo1) | 69.88 | 96% | 2025-06-28 |
| 13990. | Pumas (pumasbro) | 69.88 | 98% | 2022-04-24 |
| 13991. | Flaming (flamingfalcon) | 69.88 | 95% | 2023-04-21 |
| 13992. | Martin (xduelgodx) | 69.88 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
| 13993. | Brydon (the_blackfish) | 69.88 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 13994. | Cho (philcho98) | 69.88 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 13995. | Miłosz (refjel) | 69.87 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 13996. | Mohamed (rock_solid22) | 69.87 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 13997. | Carbon (carbon28) | 69.87 | 95% | 2022-05-05 |
| 13998. | Sagar (sagarcool) | 69.86 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
| 13999. | Dima (zormik) | 69.86 | 94% | 2021-07-27 |
| 14000. | Andrei (andrei_avram6) | 69.86 | 93.4% | 2021-02-19 |
| 14001. | PreviousJusterQuate (juster... | 69.85 | 96% | 2025-12-02 |
| 14002. | ajit (ajit9999) | 69.85 | 98% | 2025-12-04 |
| 14003. | Rax (trigun539) | 69.85 | 99% | 2021-01-04 |
| 14004. | Lucy (sarluc) | 69.84 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 14005. | ramen (lightning_poliwag) | 69.83 | 95% | 2021-01-14 |
| 14006. | Fricoman (ltossit) | 69.83 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 14007. | Daan (idonttypefastatall) | 69.82 | 95% | 2024-06-30 |
| 14008. | Muchiri Levis (bantu_2) | 69.82 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |