I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9593. | Narva (mussolini_) | 86.96 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 9594. | Guest (loadlng) | 86.96 | 92% | 2015-06-17 |
| 9595. | oof (keyboard_satisfier) | 86.95 | 96% | 2023-03-15 |
| 9596. | Isaiah (misterbored) | 86.95 | 95% | 2016-07-12 |
| 9597. | Sksm (ars3nl) | 86.94 | 97.6% | 2024-07-01 |
| 9598. | Chris (chris199701) | 86.94 | 84% | 2016-05-24 |
| 9599. | dinqissa (dinqissa) | 86.94 | 96% | 2022-12-18 |
| 9600. | Matheus (titiokurt) | 86.94 | 96% | 2016-06-29 |
| 9601. | Shyama Priya (srege) | 86.94 | 95% | 2017-10-30 |
| 9602. | J0hn (johnjonez23) | 86.93 | 99% | 2020-05-07 |
| 9603. | Anthony (machoke) | 86.93 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 9604. | Colemak (colemakschlick) | 86.93 | 98% | 2017-06-04 |
| 9605. | Jens (jenshjortdal) | 86.93 | 92% | 2016-10-19 |
| 9606. | ohayou (ohayo_velotype) | 86.93 | 99% | 2017-03-05 |
| 9607. | Suren (strongsuren) | 86.92 | 99% | 2018-02-02 |
| 9608. | Hans (hans007) | 86.92 | 94% | 2015-04-27 |
| 9609. | Reevoke (reevoke) | 86.91 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 9610. | Golden (golden99) | 86.91 | 98% | 2023-03-25 |
| 9611. | Shadow (shadow_monarch) | 86.91 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 9612. | Gregory (harrop123) | 86.91 | 96% | 2016-01-08 |
| 9613. | Jerry (jmurphy19) | 86.90 | 98% | 2025-06-05 |
| 9614. | subham singh rawat (subhamr... | 86.90 | 97% | 2023-07-20 |
| 9615. | jason (grino) | 86.90 | 95% | 2016-06-23 |
| 9616. | Sam (sleeptoken) | 86.90 | 97% | 2023-11-13 |
| 9617. | (razor11223344) | 86.90 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
| 9618. | Deus (deusseb) | 86.90 | 95% | 2020-10-23 |
| 9619. | Boris (bb667) | 86.90 | 96% | 2020-03-14 |
| 9620. | Vytautas (brain5ide) | 86.90 | 98% | 2015-07-29 |
| 9621. | Febreeze (madlibs) | 86.90 | 90% | 2015-04-23 |
| 9622. | Nathan (craizar) | 86.89 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |