The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15653. | (ashbydebutts) | 78.44 | 94% | 2014-01-26 |
| 15654. | :) (hehhehhehheh) | 78.44 | 96% | 2018-02-04 |
| 15655. | The don (photondestroyer) | 78.43 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 15656. | (swarmy) | 78.43 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 15657. | Para (parad) | 78.43 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 15658. | (posue) | 78.43 | 97.5% | 2021-02-24 |
| 15659. | Matthew (skywaffle) | 78.42 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 15660. | (bank32) | 78.42 | 96% | 2015-09-13 |
| 15661. | (bumbleboy92) | 78.41 | 96% | 2023-07-05 |
| 15662. | blobfish (blobfishk) | 78.41 | 95% | 2019-03-20 |
| 15663. | (ryanm42) | 78.41 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 15664. | Rasintya (rasintya) | 78.41 | 95% | 2014-05-10 |
| 15665. | (jack_cat123) | 78.41 | 97% | 2016-10-23 |
| 15666. | (shooz12) | 78.40 | 90% | 2014-04-15 |
| 15667. | (harles) | 78.40 | — | 2008-10-04 |
| 15668. | jessie (jessie7391) | 78.40 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 15669. | Reese's (reesepuffs) | 78.39 | 95% | 2018-04-02 |
| 15670. | (rapidobigboss) | 78.39 | 91% | 2016-09-11 |
| 15671. | (guius) | 78.39 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 15672. | (kuyaa) | 78.39 | 98% | 2019-11-23 |
| 15673. | (yahyasahar) | 78.39 | 94% | 2016-04-22 |
| 15674. | (hzarini) | 78.39 | 95% | 2011-05-16 |
| 15675. | 강남 Style (cherryblue1) | 78.39 | 92% | 2011-09-03 |
| 15676. | Mosa (mc_mosa) | 78.38 | 95% | 2016-05-01 |
| 15677. | (kuliseinsscmecktimmergut) | 78.38 | 94% | 2013-09-02 |
| 15678. | (biggyboy90) | 78.37 | 98% | 2013-07-31 |
| 15679. | (matang) | 78.37 | 95% | 2023-09-27 |
| 15680. | (ambandi) | 78.37 | 97.7% | 2023-06-17 |
| 15681. | anguelo (anguelo_colemakdh) | 78.37 | 99% | 2023-07-08 |
| 15682. | (bjb5236) | 78.37 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |