The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31979. | Darren89 (darrenl89) | 60.81 | 96% | 2024-07-08 |
| 31980. | Clayton (bhsoccerpunk11) | 60.81 | 85% | 2015-07-06 |
| 31981. | Chalres (charleschrist) | 60.81 | 96% | 2018-12-24 |
| 31982. | anas (anas_bu) | 60.81 | 93% | 2015-03-12 |
| 31983. | Manduril (manduril) | 60.80 | 95% | 2022-03-17 |
| 31984. | Arham (arham_2082) | 60.80 | 96.8% | 2025-05-24 |
| 31985. | Chase (circularlogic54) | 60.80 | 92% | 2015-08-04 |
| 31986. | Pedro (ponte348) | 60.80 | 98% | 2024-12-20 |
| 31987. | edionme (edionme) | 60.80 | 96% | 2024-08-08 |
| 31988. | Yash (yomiiiii) | 60.80 | 95% | 2022-05-23 |
| 31989. | Moses (mose_ce) | 60.80 | 94.7% | 2023-11-21 |
| 31990. | Boni (papabernard23) | 60.80 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 31991. | Aahan (pika787) | 60.80 | 96.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 31992. | Shift (shiftw) | 60.80 | 96.4% | 2024-09-09 |
| 31993. | wazaus (wazaus) | 60.80 | 91% | 2013-08-29 |
| 31994. | Meinrad (meinrad) | 60.80 | 93% | 2014-11-04 |
| 31995. | Panda (supa_panda) | 60.79 | 93.5% | 2024-06-06 |
| 31996. | Cruz (cruz_13) | 60.79 | 96% | 2024-06-04 |
| 31997. | Hey Hey Hey (muhammadtaj2006) | 60.79 | 95.1% | 2025-02-08 |
| 31998. | Autalgia (autalgia) | 60.79 | 94.8% | 2023-11-12 |
| 31999. | drunkenmonkey98 (drunkenmon... | 60.79 | 96.6% | 2023-12-13 |
| 32000. | Tamar (ta_mar907) | 60.79 | 98% | 2024-09-28 |
| 32001. | Simone (motonacciu) | 60.79 | 94% | 2016-05-15 |
| 32002. | Moriarty (reepchieep) | 60.79 | 93% | 2014-05-10 |
| 32003. | Thomas (thomashoffie) | 60.78 | 96% | 2025-02-22 |
| 32004. | genius15 (genius12345) | 60.78 | 95% | 2024-04-08 |
| 32005. | Y (firewatermelon) | 60.78 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 32006. | Aurun Bhattarai (aurun_50) | 60.78 | 96.1% | 2024-12-13 |
| 32007. | Alnas (alnasnasu) | 60.78 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 32008. | Mike (kooka) | 60.78 | 91% | 2012-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |