Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5158. | CookieMaster (cookiem4st3r) | 98.02 | 96.9% | 2023-05-19 |
| 5159. | Basil (kaneki_k3n) | 98.02 | 97% | 2022-02-12 |
| 5160. | pylori (pylori) | 98.01 | 98% | 2026-03-06 |
| 5161. | Eternal religion (youvakish... | 98.01 | 98.8% | 2023-10-05 |
| 5162. | Anders (anders623) | 98.00 | 98% | 2025-07-10 |
| 5163. | ginga271 (ginga271) | 98.00 | 96.8% | 2025-01-04 |
| 5164. | Trenton (sirmeatrocket) | 98.00 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
| 5165. | mati (taux) | 98.00 | 99% | 2021-02-17 |
| 5166. | eivind (eivind_d_g) | 97.99 | 97.1% | 2024-07-12 |
| 5167. | Autumn (autumnprincess) | 97.99 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 5168. | Jingle (webloo) | 97.99 | 96% | 2023-01-19 |
| 5169. | Carlo (ccatiello) | 97.99 | 94.9% | 2025-03-12 |
| 5170. | Ethan (ethan_5) | 97.99 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 5171. | Owen (123ojb) | 97.99 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 5172. | Heo (tac_ke_bong94) | 97.99 | 97.2% | 2023-11-24 |
| 5173. | ( ˙꒳˙ ) (nizuu) | 97.99 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| 5174. | Yarno (globalvirgin) | 97.98 | 97.1% | 2024-07-29 |
| 5175. | Earnest (redwhirl) | 97.98 | 99% | 2024-06-06 |
| 5176. | jj (cloutmaester) | 97.98 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 5177. | kk0mi (miks_0) | 97.97 | 99% | 2025-02-01 |
| 5178. | Joe (jhoeeee) | 97.97 | 97.8% | 2023-06-24 |
| 5179. | Aleksander (acidix) | 97.97 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 5180. | aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA... | 97.97 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 5181. | Archy (archbohwang) | 97.97 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
| 5182. | Alexa (lexalexa100) | 97.96 | 97% | 2021-09-06 |
| 5183. | Der Katzenbär und die Krä... | 97.96 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
| 5184. | skizzie (skizzie) | 97.96 | 98% | 2020-10-28 |
| 5185. | sofa (sofaaa) | 97.95 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 5186. | Ryan (ryanm42) | 97.95 | 97% | 2022-11-13 |
| 5187. | Dunkmasta (dunkmasta) | 97.95 | 96.7% | 2025-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |