The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7505. | Mindlapse (mindlapse) | 94.13 | 95% | 2012-11-30 |
| 7506. | Jay (thecolourblack) | 94.13 | 93% | 2016-01-20 |
| 7507. | Neil (pipped) | 94.12 | 99.3% | 2025-02-06 |
| 7508. | Stefan (ringding) | 94.12 | 94% | 2014-09-05 |
| 7509. | Miq (karmik) | 94.12 | 96% | 2016-09-30 |
| 7510. | Rose (benignbluntness) | 94.11 | 96% | 2025-12-13 |
| 7511. | Ryan (artisy) | 94.11 | 99% | 2024-03-06 |
| 7512. | Owen (123ojb) | 94.11 | 98.5% | 2024-08-30 |
| 7513. | Saj (saji652) | 94.11 | 98% | 2026-01-24 |
| 7514. | Ivan (ivanelv) | 94.11 | 97% | 2020-03-31 |
| 7515. | SaintTail (sainttail) | 94.11 | 96% | 2016-02-24 |
| 7516. | Christopher (cribalik) | 94.11 | 97% | 2015-11-18 |
| 7517. | Ella (amhaissup) | 94.10 | 98% | 2026-01-16 |
| 7518. | Joe (joeblob) | 94.10 | 98.3% | 2024-04-19 |
| 7519. | Synthetix (synthetics) | 94.10 | 98% | 2024-05-10 |
| 7520. | Joseph (ninwa) | 94.10 | 84% | 2015-12-21 |
| 7521. | Henry (hchen1021) | 94.09 | 98% | 2025-07-01 |
| 7522. | arno (boxhill) | 94.09 | 98% | 2020-12-24 |
| 7523. | Akhil (akhillasrado) | 94.09 | 97.8% | 2024-12-15 |
| 7524. | a (jibs__) | 94.09 | 97% | 2021-06-26 |
| 7525. | Zicheng (bin_laggin) | 94.09 | 98.8% | 2024-03-17 |
| 7526. | Daniel (redsoxnets5) | 94.09 | 96% | 2012-11-25 |
| 7527. | kosmanaut (kosmanaut) | 94.09 | 98% | 2025-06-22 |
| 7528. | rae (thedarkoknight) | 94.09 | 96% | 2015-05-28 |
| 7529. | Pablo (pabloskimg) | 94.09 | 98% | 2017-02-16 |
| 7530. | Hames (stonecrow15) | 94.08 | 95% | 2024-12-16 |
| 7531. | lhdk2712 (lhdk2712) | 94.08 | 99% | 2022-02-04 |
| 7532. | Adam (o0bananarama0o) | 94.08 | 99% | 2025-10-06 |
| 7533. | hi kaka (pineh) | 94.08 | — | 2010-09-12 |
| 7534. | Ayiti (ayiticherie) | 94.08 | 96% | 2014-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |