As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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23465. | Paquito (joss_rc) | 51.71 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
23466. | Anvesh (anvesh18) | 51.71 | 96% | 2021-02-20 |
23467. | Maxim (predmax) | 51.71 | 98% | 2017-11-16 |
23468. | Axel Hellstrand (agge2001) | 51.70 | 94% | 2021-09-13 |
23469. | ashnove (ashutoshmark18) | 51.70 | 93% | 2021-06-29 |
23470. | Jessica (jessicacohen02) | 51.70 | 97% | 2017-10-29 |
23471. | Caleb (calebelizon) | 51.68 | 96% | 2022-11-09 |
23472. | Lalith (nivas17) | 51.68 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
23473. | raven (mr_raven) | 51.68 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
23474. | David (sidrid) | 51.68 | 99% | 2017-08-20 |
23475. | ahmed (donkeybreath) | 51.67 | 93% | 2016-08-08 |
23476. | Az (wooster1) | 51.67 | 93% | 2019-08-06 |
23477. | Rangsan (newoverlove) | 51.67 | 94% | 2018-07-17 |
23478. | Leo (fahimfahadleon) | 51.66 | 96% | 2022-09-29 |
23479. | bode (mywaifubestwaifu) | 51.66 | 95% | 2020-01-13 |
23480. | Stephen (madgame3) | 51.65 | 95% | 2015-08-08 |
23481. | NIT (nit786) | 51.64 | 94% | 2022-09-10 |
23482. | Redsource (redsource) | 51.64 | 96% | 2020-06-25 |
23483. | Matthew (dreadhades) | 51.63 | 94% | 2021-03-12 |
23484. | bidhan (bidhan123) | 51.63 | 95.4% | 2021-02-17 |
23485. | Arturo (r2rach) | 51.63 | 89% | 2015-06-05 |
23486. | Hang (nhanhhonnua) | 51.63 | 99% | 2017-07-03 |
23487. | Rjnal (rjnal) | 51.63 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
23488. | Ansar (kabdik) | 51.62 | 99% | 2023-08-08 |
23489. | Plunker (plunker) | 51.62 | 95% | 2021-04-08 |
23490. | Kissmark (kissmark) | 51.61 | 94% | 2016-12-06 |
23491. | Wendy (wendys) | 51.61 | 97% | 2015-11-30 |
23492. | musz (musze) | 51.60 | 94% | 2022-10-04 |
23493. | Maxim (mista7) | 51.60 | 94% | 2022-01-10 |
23494. | Paul Kenneth (kennetoy2302) | 51.60 | 94% | 2020-06-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |