So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1868. | Brian (wivo) | 114.61 | 97% | 2013-04-26 |
| 1869. | kppo57ultra (kppo57ultra) | 114.59 | 95% | 2011-10-02 |
| 1870. | Rift Herald (rift_herald) | 114.59 | 100% | 2016-10-22 |
| 1871. | Italic (nobold) | 114.58 | 97% | 2015-09-10 |
| 1872. | David (liist) | 114.58 | 77% | 2014-02-04 |
| 1873. | Mr. Devil (nbevi001) | 114.57 | — | 2010-09-18 |
| 1874. | Justin (chachant) | 114.57 | — | 2008-10-13 |
| 1875. | Mad (bornzor) | 114.56 | 99% | 2019-04-09 |
| 1876. | Karellen (karellen) | 114.54 | 99% | 2016-01-06 |
| 1877. | Kathryn (grace6446) | 114.54 | 99% | 2014-01-02 |
| 1878. | Shion (shionaster) | 114.52 | 99% | 2018-05-29 |
| 1879. | It'sMe (freakinnickp) | 114.51 | 100% | 2023-04-20 |
| 1880. | Aryan (aryan19) | 114.51 | — | 2010-10-14 |
| 1881. | rampulsious (hendr9xhr) | 114.49 | 100% | 2016-01-22 |
| 1882. | PAPA (papabr) | 114.49 | 94% | 2011-08-31 |
| 1883. | David (dcohen91) | 114.47 | 99% | 2021-08-15 |
| 1884. | Tony (redrubberpenguin) | 114.45 | 98% | 2016-02-02 |
| 1885. | Guest (catg0ty0urlung) | 114.44 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
| 1886. | cfe (prgmlu) | 114.43 | 100% | 2014-05-26 |
| 1887. | Gee (dooder) | 114.42 | — | 2010-01-23 |
| 1888. | Devin (distortedharmony) | 114.41 | 98% | 2022-02-06 |
| 1889. | vinni (vinninq) | 114.39 | 98% | 2018-09-29 |
| 1890. | ehsaas (_ehsaas_gupta) | 114.38 | 99.1% | 2023-10-11 |
| 1891. | Tigerhawk (tigerhawk1337) | 114.38 | 96% | 2014-12-01 |
| 1892. | Ryan (nightninjarag) | 114.38 | 96% | 2015-02-02 |
| 1893. | VINNI FAN (johnbailey) | 114.37 | 97% | 2018-09-15 |
| 1894. | L (xice) | 114.36 | 99% | 2017-09-24 |
| 1895. | . (testtt) | 114.36 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 1896. | GAIKOKU (argstrii) | 114.36 | 99% | 2012-03-30 |
| 1897. | Alex (krswiftt) | 114.35 | 99% | 2012-11-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |