The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12470. | Adam (adamyoshi2184) | 95.57 | 98% | 2020-05-03 |
| 12471. | SWAG (swagswag2314) | 95.57 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 12472. | Yash (yash891) | 95.57 | — | 2010-11-19 |
| 12473. | AM (freae) | 95.56 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
| 12474. | Tomasz (jypnfevk) | 95.56 | 97% | 2012-03-08 |
| 12475. | Nguyen Canh (ctna) | 95.56 | 99% | 2012-06-13 |
| 12476. | Justin (jjallday13) | 95.56 | 91% | 2014-12-08 |
| 12477. | qwerty (jowk) | 95.55 | 99% | 2021-04-16 |
| 12478. | sabitovski (tursabihami) | 95.55 | 98% | 2014-04-25 |
| 12479. | SBE (mehdor) | 95.55 | 93% | 2016-05-16 |
| 12480. | Martin (angulien) | 95.55 | 97% | 2016-01-22 |
| 12481. | Eric (chasingfire) | 95.54 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
| 12482. | Dominik (monteymontey) | 95.54 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 12483. | Calvin (fullrespect) | 95.54 | 96% | 2019-10-07 |
| 12484. | Isaac (veritechx2) | 95.54 | 95% | 2016-03-10 |
| 12485. | Benji (attambomb) | 95.54 | 96% | 2013-01-13 |
| 12486. | Benji (benjifrith) | 95.53 | 98% | 2021-09-04 |
| 12487. | NextGoal Avg. 115WPM (redjhon) | 95.53 | 97.2% | 2023-06-01 |
| 12488. | Mikko (miksa) | 95.53 | 93% | 2013-01-01 |
| 12489. | Rex (redrex) | 95.53 | 95% | 2013-03-26 |
| 12490. | Josh (iccarus) | 95.53 | 97% | 2013-07-17 |
| 12491. | Anthony (avchen) | 95.52 | 95% | 2015-02-02 |
| 12492. | greenmantis (greenmantis) | 95.52 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 12493. | DeSparta (desparta) | 95.52 | 99% | 2017-02-22 |
| 12494. | E dog (evan819) | 95.51 | 93% | 2011-11-14 |
| 12495. | Rick Astley (beardybeardy) | 95.50 | 99% | 2022-11-25 |
| 12496. | KXY! (ixalvesalt) | 95.50 | 97.4% | 2023-10-27 |
| 12497. | Lemonade on Meth (riqlemonade) | 95.50 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 12498. | Nathan (wheyprotein1) | 95.50 | 97% | 2018-12-21 |
| 12499. | Moyra (moyra) | 95.50 | 97% | 2014-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |