All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1989. | z0rp (z0rp) | 114.98 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1990. | Neanderthal (alacrity95) | 114.98 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 1991. | Kouddo (kouddo) | 114.97 | 98.4% | 2024-12-20 |
| 1992. | Thomas (tngepic) | 114.97 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 1993. | MonyTheG (maherttv) | 114.96 | 97.7% | 2023-06-12 |
| 1994. | Pleb (plebtheturtle) | 114.95 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 1995. | pawncheaux (pawncheaux) | 114.95 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
| 1996. | Sinkingecstasies (sinkingec... | 114.94 | 99% | 2022-05-27 |
| 1997. | You're doing great (e11iuom) | 114.94 | 99% | 2024-04-04 |
| 1998. | Z (jaredezane) | 114.94 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 1999. | Rooster (darkjdm) | 114.94 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
| 2000. | Djordje (djo666) | 114.94 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
| 2001. | Kebbeth (kebbeth) | 114.92 | 97% | 2025-08-01 |
| 2002. | Copernicus (copernicsus) | 114.90 | 97.4% | 2024-09-04 |
| 2003. | Max (thisismydrive1997) | 114.90 | 98.4% | 2025-03-03 |
| 2004. | William (wilrob2) | 114.90 | 99% | 2019-10-07 |
| 2005. | 🎈bm (redly) | 114.88 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 2006. | Jacob (jkhindo64) | 114.88 | 99% | 2023-05-08 |
| 2007. | vojta (twomi) | 114.87 | 98.8% | 2024-05-09 |
| 2008. | cheruiyot (son_of_man) | 114.87 | 98% | 2025-10-23 |
| 2009. | danielle (danielle_wmi) | 114.84 | 99% | 2025-03-31 |
| 2010. | Caramel (caramelchicken) | 114.84 | 97.3% | 2024-09-20 |
| 2011. | Jonathan (__ace__) | 114.84 | 99% | 2023-01-14 |
| 2012. | Bucky (buhcky) | 114.82 | 97% | 2025-07-12 |
| 2013. | LimeAle (tofuloaf) | 114.82 | 99% | 2021-03-11 |
| 2014. | Olivia (grape123) | 114.81 | 97.4% | 2021-02-20 |
| 2015. | Aleeza (abatara17) | 114.81 | 97% | 2017-10-11 |
| 2016. | rngy (rngyy) | 114.81 | 98% | 2018-06-07 |
| 2017. | Dylan (dylanred) | 114.79 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
| 2018. | issa (issa_) | 114.79 | 97.6% | 2024-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |