I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2663. | Sabbir (sabbir_ahsan) | 76.67 | 98% | 2024-10-19 |
| 2664. | VP (vp_typeracer) | 76.66 | 97% | 2024-03-15 |
| 2665. | Jordan (jordan_speedy_hands) | 76.65 | 95.5% | 2024-09-13 |
| 2666. | jack (dicksucker23) | 76.64 | 98% | 2024-01-04 |
| 2667. | orgilmunh (orgilmunh) | 76.63 | 96.9% | 2023-12-13 |
| 2668. | Radoslav (padoto07) | 76.62 | 95% | 2023-07-06 |
| 2669. | venus® (venuspailer) | 76.62 | 96.4% | 2023-08-23 |
| 2670. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 76.60 | 96.2% | 2024-04-18 |
| 2671. | Th3BossC (th3bossc) | 76.58 | 95.2% | 2024-07-05 |
| 2672. | rajnish (rajnishkumar31) | 76.57 | 95.6% | 2024-02-20 |
| 2673. | Colgate (colgate_good) | 76.56 | 95% | 2025-01-06 |
| 2674. | Andrew (tumadre123) | 76.56 | 97% | 2024-08-29 |
| 2675. | sar (sarsarz) | 76.53 | 97% | 2024-03-22 |
| 2676. | Mr.IF (mr_if) | 76.42 | 95.3% | 2023-08-29 |
| 2677. | Kwek (kyjing) | 76.40 | 96% | 2024-09-07 |
| 2678. | SeansCheese (notaspect) | 76.39 | 96% | 2023-06-09 |
| 2679. | Joe (redlinec) | 76.35 | 96.8% | 2024-10-03 |
| 2680. | SpeedCubeMan (speedcubeman) | 76.34 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2681. | Mukeem (bilawat) | 76.34 | 98% | 2023-06-09 |
| 2682. | Sunumbrella (sunumbrella) | 76.29 | 95% | 2025-06-02 |
| 2683. | gu (guest_user99) | 76.29 | 98% | 2024-10-01 |
| 2684. | Naufal (naufalmahing) | 76.27 | 97.2% | 2024-10-16 |
| 2685. | Coojoe (coojoe123) | 76.24 | 97.1% | 2024-12-05 |
| 2686. | Raj (king_vegeta) | 76.24 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 2687. | L (ynajd) | 76.24 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
| 2688. | Typomaster (hello_i_am_hi) | 76.23 | 97% | 2024-02-05 |
| 2689. | narimaa (giorgigiorgi) | 76.22 | 96% | 2025-06-06 |
| 2690. | Fayez Johan (mystery01) | 76.21 | 94.2% | 2024-08-11 |
| 2691. | Kirby (rdinh) | 76.18 | 96% | 2024-02-02 |
| 2692. | Jake (wetfart1738) | 76.16 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |