So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26994. | Vivek (v234singh) | 57.27 | 89% | 2011-08-31 |
| 26995. | Ragnar (ragnar000lothbrok) | 57.27 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| 26996. | IDfeetu (idfeetu) | 57.27 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 26997. | Anna (annath0mp) | 57.27 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
| 26998. | Eldorb (eldorb) | 57.27 | 95% | 2021-04-26 |
| 26999. | Joan (johngomez84) | 57.27 | 85% | 2017-03-23 |
| 27000. | Dominic (elitebeast) | 57.26 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 27001. | Erik (rocketdog_23) | 57.26 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 27002. | Tabby (tabbytsu) | 57.26 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 27003. | Veronika (kikinh) | 57.26 | — | 2009-07-22 |
| 27004. | tam (tamraincoat) | 57.26 | 90% | 2015-04-02 |
| 27005. | Andy (arox) | 57.26 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 27006. | Sina (sfarhangdoust) | 57.25 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 27007. | Larry (shudo13) | 57.25 | 95% | 2020-05-28 |
| 27008. | Qwerty (benpace) | 57.25 | 95% | 2012-10-24 |
| 27009. | Vera (vera12) | 57.25 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 27010. | Ian (ian1045) | 57.24 | 87% | 2015-04-29 |
| 27011. | Fabio (fl1410) | 57.24 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 27012. | Ferricks (ferri_ks) | 57.24 | 94% | 2023-05-01 |
| 27013. | inncoax (redhitya) | 57.24 | 96% | 2017-06-03 |
| 27014. | cole (cmurph) | 57.24 | 91% | 2011-07-27 |
| 27015. | Magar (seto_rose) | 57.24 | 95% | 2015-03-23 |
| 27016. | Moyville (moyville2) | 57.24 | 100% | 2012-03-21 |
| 27017. | Marc (mbre) | 57.24 | 95% | 2011-09-19 |
| 27018. | not (j097) | 57.23 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
| 27019. | Souparno (souparno100) | 57.23 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
| 27020. | Sarrah (sarrahe) | 57.23 | 93% | 2021-01-06 |
| 27021. | Noushad (noushadkhan1994) | 57.23 | 98% | 2020-03-13 |
| 27022. | Vivek (vivitek) | 57.23 | 94% | 2019-03-28 |
| 27023. | SquirrelFox (sqirrelfox) | 57.23 | 97% | 2011-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |