So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27132. | Ragnar (ragnar000lothbrok) | 57.27 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| 27133. | IDfeetu (idfeetu) | 57.27 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 27134. | Anna (annath0mp) | 57.27 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
| 27135. | Eldorb (eldorb) | 57.27 | 95% | 2021-04-26 |
| 27136. | Joan (johngomez84) | 57.27 | 85% | 2017-03-23 |
| 27137. | Dominic (elitebeast) | 57.26 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 27138. | Erik (rocketdog_23) | 57.26 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 27139. | Tabby (tabbytsu) | 57.26 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 27140. | Abie (pearlie05) | 57.26 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 27141. | Veronika (kikinh) | 57.26 | — | 2009-07-22 |
| 27142. | tam (tamraincoat) | 57.26 | 90% | 2015-04-02 |
| 27143. | Andy (arox) | 57.26 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 27144. | Sina (sfarhangdoust) | 57.25 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 27145. | Larry (shudo13) | 57.25 | 95% | 2020-05-28 |
| 27146. | Qwerty (benpace) | 57.25 | 95% | 2012-10-24 |
| 27147. | Vera (vera12) | 57.25 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 27148. | Ian (ian1045) | 57.24 | 87% | 2015-04-29 |
| 27149. | Fabio (fl1410) | 57.24 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 27150. | Ferricks (ferri_ks) | 57.24 | 94% | 2023-05-01 |
| 27151. | inncoax (redhitya) | 57.24 | 96% | 2017-06-03 |
| 27152. | cole (cmurph) | 57.24 | 91% | 2011-07-27 |
| 27153. | Magar (seto_rose) | 57.24 | 95% | 2015-03-23 |
| 27154. | Moyville (moyville2) | 57.24 | 100% | 2012-03-21 |
| 27155. | Marc (mbre) | 57.24 | 95% | 2011-09-19 |
| 27156. | not (j097) | 57.23 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
| 27157. | Souparno (souparno100) | 57.23 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
| 27158. | Sarrah (sarrahe) | 57.23 | 93% | 2021-01-06 |
| 27159. | Noushad (noushadkhan1994) | 57.23 | 98% | 2020-03-13 |
| 27160. | Vivek (vivitek) | 57.23 | 94% | 2019-03-28 |
| 27161. | SquirrelFox (sqirrelfox) | 57.23 | 97% | 2011-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |