I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12692. | Xophules (xophules) | 80.70 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 12693. | Kimberly (bebiblush) | 80.69 | 100% | 2017-01-02 |
| 12694. | Nikola (elenhar) | 80.69 | 99% | 2016-05-30 |
| 12695. | Kur0 (jericjan) | 80.68 | 96% | 2021-12-25 |
| 12696. | Aespar (aespar) | 80.68 | 96% | 2021-10-06 |
| 12697. | Trey (trey113) | 80.68 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 12698. | Jake (darkxfade240) | 80.68 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 12699. | Sher (sheruwu) | 80.68 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 12700. | Indeed (indeed001) | 80.67 | 96.1% | 2023-07-09 |
| 12701. | Khyri (kyr111) | 80.67 | 97.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 12702. | Andrew (dragonasuu27) | 80.67 | 95% | 2020-06-11 |
| 12703. | WearyTwo (greensam6) | 80.67 | 94% | 2016-07-29 |
| 12704. | Doctor (frazierpug) | 80.67 | 94% | 2015-04-11 |
| 12705. | Moses (moses_) | 80.67 | 94% | 2016-02-27 |
| 12706. | Noge (noge) | 80.66 | 97% | 2024-06-26 |
| 12707. | Paul (uypaulll) | 80.66 | 98.5% | 2023-10-20 |
| 12708. | Reddocity (reddocity) | 80.65 | 96% | 2025-01-21 |
| 12709. | Tomáš (eyzi25) | 80.65 | 96.1% | 2023-11-12 |
| 12710. | Gabe (gabe_looong) | 80.65 | 99% | 2020-02-11 |
| 12711. | Trekkin (tarbor) | 80.65 | 94% | 2016-12-11 |
| 12712. | stephen (mr_tofu) | 80.64 | 98.5% | 2023-08-06 |
| 12713. | Bill (billsbiceps) | 80.64 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 12714. | brightness3 (brighness3) | 80.64 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 12715. | Viacheslav (krevetko) | 80.64 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
| 12716. | (lath) | 80.64 | 84% | 2016-03-13 |
| 12717. | Abdülkerim (sanword) | 80.64 | 95% | 2022-05-19 |
| 12718. | matthew (mattchy) | 80.64 | 96% | 2022-04-15 |
| 12719. | Gabby (kirbykirbykirby) | 80.64 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 12720. | Joseph (tedoworks) | 80.64 | 95% | 2021-05-09 |
| 12721. | Ethan (sweethan) | 80.64 | 96.7% | 2024-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |