I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8628. | Hudson (hoobcap) | 89.51 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| 8629. | Ben (benwaves63) | 89.50 | 98% | 2019-08-06 |
| 8630. | Adam (bsplit) | 89.50 | 98% | 2019-06-15 |
| 8631. | banana (bananacat72) | 89.50 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 8632. | Declan (dg05) | 89.49 | 97.3% | 2025-04-22 |
| 8633. | Micha (derpeus) | 89.49 | 97.2% | 2024-02-02 |
| 8634. | Epsilon Minus (epsilonminus) | 89.48 | 98% | 2021-09-05 |
| 8635. | Harman (harman_singh) | 89.48 | 97% | 2024-06-22 |
| 8636. | Dhruva (didster42) | 89.47 | 98% | 2023-11-15 |
| 8637. | kellogg's (wnluqmnn) | 89.47 | 97.8% | 2024-05-15 |
| 8638. | R (rdong) | 89.47 | 98% | 2020-01-27 |
| 8639. | ayumu (ayumuxe) | 89.47 | 98.7% | 2024-11-26 |
| 8640. | itssarcazm (itssarcazm) | 89.47 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 8641. | Renzo (ozner28) | 89.46 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 8642. | LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... | 89.46 | 95% | 2020-06-15 |
| 8643. | E (evenless) | 89.46 | 98% | 2020-03-25 |
| 8644. | Isaac (mini2801) | 89.45 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
| 8645. | sean (itscalledwkey) | 89.45 | 96.5% | 2025-03-13 |
| 8646. | Brian (redder558) | 89.45 | 98% | 2022-08-29 |
| 8647. | Jemsaal (jemsaal) | 89.44 | 98% | 2017-10-19 |
| 8648. | Chris (promotheus2) | 89.43 | 97% | 2021-12-19 |
| 8649. | SWARMLK (swarmlk_) | 89.43 | 97.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 8650. | bb823 (bb823) | 89.43 | 99% | 2022-05-19 |
| 8651. | Silly Emilly (em_killshot) | 89.43 | 97.8% | 2024-08-12 |
| 8652. | teetoHappy (teetohappy) | 89.42 | 96% | 2020-12-20 |
| 8653. | Phindoll (philosopher_phun) | 89.42 | 95% | 2025-03-02 |
| 8654. | Christian (breeboy) | 89.42 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 8655. | Talos (therealtalos21) | 89.41 | 96.9% | 2023-10-27 |
| 8656. | Bailey (bbrusca98) | 89.41 | 96% | 2022-02-04 |
| 8657. | Jake (jakeraz0317) | 89.40 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |