The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8127. | James (squigglejoe) | 93.25 | 95% | 2011-09-13 |
| 8128. | Chris (faithisfear) | 93.25 | 94% | 2012-03-02 |
| 8129. | crowdofworkmen (bu_te) | 93.25 | 96% | 2017-05-15 |
| 8130. | Vitali (blackhawk_firefox) | 93.25 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| 8131. | Crazy (crazycolorz5) | 93.24 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 8132. | Wat (watf) | 93.24 | 96% | 2011-08-30 |
| 8133. | Dingoose (quantumtheory3) | 93.24 | 94% | 2014-09-05 |
| 8134. | Brian (123ok) | 93.24 | 97% | 2014-12-31 |
| 8135. | Dankey (dankeykang808) | 93.22 | 97.2% | 2023-06-20 |
| 8136. | Adrian (ronquiaj) | 93.22 | 99% | 2020-08-05 |
| 8137. | John (ggfhoge) | 93.22 | 97% | 2018-09-14 |
| 8138. | Riggy (rigorodolico) | 93.22 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 8139. | TidyTurtle (tidyturtle) | 93.22 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
| 8140. | Amy (amyaugusta) | 93.22 | 99% | 2018-01-02 |
| 8141. | lio (osybius) | 93.22 | 95% | 2021-12-19 |
| 8142. | anyotherdude (anyotherdude) | 93.22 | 98% | 2020-08-19 |
| 8143. | Jordan (mightymiff) | 93.21 | — | 2009-10-10 |
| 8144. | NickDanger (redd6425) | 93.21 | 93% | 2016-11-18 |
| 8145. | chandara (chan92) | 93.21 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 8146. | addi (addi888) | 93.21 | 97% | 2023-06-06 |
| 8147. | Mayank (flamindude99) | 93.21 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 8148. | Vroom! (laptopguy) | 93.21 | 97% | 2014-03-20 |
| 8149. | daniel (dpainter) | 93.21 | 99% | 2021-06-29 |
| 8150. | Nick (neknok) | 93.21 | 97.5% | 2021-02-01 |
| 8151. | Karen (perrysmd) | 93.21 | 99% | 2013-12-17 |
| 8152. | Kivan (kivanfan) | 93.21 | 98% | 2018-07-16 |
| 8153. | HailNoGlory (cherryopolis) | 93.20 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 8154. | Jon (jprokos) | 93.20 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
| 8155. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 93.20 | 97% | 2020-01-27 |
| 8156. | Robert (z1lc) | 93.20 | 93% | 2012-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |