I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2279. | DeZember (yuskov) | 116.10 | 98% | 2019-01-25 |
| 2280. | pogron (rawhnald) | 116.09 | 99% | 2023-09-05 |
| 2281. | matt (choa) | 116.09 | 96% | 2017-09-20 |
| 2282. | Choy the noob (timoo) | 116.08 | 98% | 2018-12-29 |
| 2283. | apark (aesenix) | 116.07 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 2284. | bzh (bzh_) | 116.06 | 98.1% | 2024-11-10 |
| 2285. | ⁹⁻¹⁰ᵍᵐ (green910) | 116.05 | 100% | 2023-03-28 |
| 2286. | feelsclapman (sprenkelz) | 116.04 | 99% | 2021-01-06 |
| 2287. | NeverRage (solid_raiden) | 116.03 | 99% | 2017-09-21 |
| 2288. | anhar (_anhar) | 116.02 | 98.7% | 2024-06-02 |
| 2289. | Rockodile (rockodile) | 116.02 | 99% | 2022-04-18 |
| 2290. | Joey (minecandy) | 116.02 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 2291. | Alfred (office123) | 116.01 | 99% | 2018-11-10 |
| 2292. | tania (tlee120) | 116.01 | 99% | 2019-06-23 |
| 2293. | Vurt (vurt) | 116.00 | 97.8% | 2024-05-24 |
| 2294. | Anshul (cononcus) | 116.00 | 99% | 2017-10-24 |
| 2295. | QuinnC (quinntc) | 115.98 | 100% | 2024-03-11 |
| 2296. | Rigno (redbubba) | 115.98 | 98% | 2024-07-21 |
| 2297. | Sontol (sontolbonggol) | 115.98 | 99% | 2022-01-20 |
| 2298. | Jackie (laserelite) | 115.98 | 97.1% | 2024-05-24 |
| 2299. | Gordon (gordon_ramsay) | 115.97 | 98.6% | 2023-12-05 |
| 2300. | asj (asj_benc) | 115.95 | 97% | 2023-06-12 |
| 2301. | malarkeyposter84 (apresearc... | 115.94 | 97% | 2019-01-16 |
| 2302. | wakeupvarn (varnontyperacer) | 115.92 | 98% | 2025-02-17 |
| 2303. | ansix2 (sworn) | 115.92 | 98% | 2019-10-11 |
| 2304. | barrack (mr_sandwich1871) | 115.91 | 95.8% | 2024-11-23 |
| 2305. | jen (roxy_lalonde) | 115.89 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 2306. | kei (impeeverything) | 115.89 | 96% | 2021-10-04 |
| 2307. | n (ilovechicken33) | 115.88 | 96% | 2023-03-12 |
| 2308. | Torsten (thorman42) | 115.88 | 99% | 2018-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |