So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2925. | Dan! (◕‿◕✿) (danilo... | 107.52 | 91% | 2012-08-12 |
| 2926. | Junior (juniorrojas) | 107.51 | 98% | 2016-01-24 |
| 2927. | joel (jouel1234567) | 107.50 | 99% | 2022-08-16 |
| 2928. | Brian (eeyjnairb) | 107.49 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 2929. | (tolgss) | 107.49 | 99% | 2012-07-01 |
| 2930. | (dontquitraces) | 107.49 | 95% | 2014-11-15 |
| 2931. | januarius (januarius) | 107.48 | 98% | 2018-02-16 |
| 2932. | Sabey (thesabe) | 107.48 | 95% | 2016-09-06 |
| 2933. | (chouhos) | 107.46 | 98% | 2015-12-02 |
| 2934. | twitch.tv/EnvoyOTE (rayku) | 107.46 | — | 2009-01-07 |
| 2935. | Sweet (sweet_ecstasy) | 107.46 | 98% | 2012-05-07 |
| 2936. | (silicgk) | 107.45 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 2937. | (london_enjoyer) | 107.45 | 97% | 2023-07-23 |
| 2938. | (mrmalave) | 107.45 | 99% | 2020-02-15 |
| 2939. | (therevolution) | 107.44 | 98% | 2011-12-03 |
| 2940. | (fabmkk) | 107.44 | 99% | 2012-08-09 |
| 2941. | (semilin) | 107.43 | 97% | 2021-10-22 |
| 2942. | Rigno (redbubba) | 107.43 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| 2943. | (cripplingdepression115) | 107.42 | 98% | 2017-08-14 |
| 2944. | (xarnius) | 107.41 | 95% | 2016-08-19 |
| 2945. | (hillov) | 107.40 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 2946. | (rainbowpoop) | 107.39 | 96% | 2016-09-09 |
| 2947. | (neovar) | 107.39 | 98% | 2019-06-20 |
| 2948. | Lőrinc (mbalazs) | 107.39 | 99% | 2018-06-05 |
| 2949. | (eightsixeight) | 107.37 | 98% | 2015-09-28 |
| 2950. | (ronnie1155) | 107.36 | 96% | 2017-01-12 |
| 2951. | sakhaprox (rportnoy) | 107.35 | 99% | 2021-06-09 |
| 2952. | (hirundinidae) | 107.35 | 98% | 2021-03-28 |
| 2953. | qwerty (vinc456) | 107.35 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 2954. | Viraj (viraj_1995) | 107.35 | 94% | 2012-06-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |