When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9701. | Thickspinach (thickspinach) | 83.85 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
| 9702. | boustrophedon (boustrophedon) | 83.85 | 96% | 2018-01-19 |
| 9703. | playdead (playxdead) | 83.84 | 98.8% | 2025-03-13 |
| 9704. | Desuc (angzhiwei) | 83.84 | 99% | 2019-10-09 |
| 9705. | THE ONE PIECE IS REAL (herm... | 83.84 | 96% | 2017-11-07 |
| 9706. | Bob (caseofthereds) | 83.84 | 98% | 2019-04-28 |
| 9707. | 𝚲 𝐋 𝐈 𝐒 𝐎 ... | 83.84 | 98% | 2018-06-22 |
| 9708. | Trae (traeb1999) | 83.83 | 99% | 2020-06-22 |
| 9709. | pig (roadpid) | 83.83 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 9710. | Melchorio (jcquints) | 83.83 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 9711. | one day 💯 (cyard) | 83.83 | 96% | 2018-12-31 |
| 9712. | maoam (maoamwins) | 83.82 | 98% | 2021-03-26 |
| 9713. | Johnny (boneritis) | 83.81 | 97% | 2018-10-07 |
| 9714. | Paper (paper_) | 83.81 | 99% | 2019-08-30 |
| 9715. | 123 (bittergourd123) | 83.80 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 9716. | Tim (ionianacht) | 83.79 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 9717. | Nicolas (fruscianterules) | 83.78 | 97.5% | 2025-02-24 |
| 9718. | redboyofgoo (redboyofgoo) | 83.78 | 98% | 2026-01-05 |
| 9719. | Monk (monkbp) | 83.78 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 9720. | tstats[medinasamuel89] (med... | 83.78 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 9721. | Kaan (nkaant) | 83.77 | 98% | 2024-09-14 |
| 9722. | sator1 (sator1) | 83.77 | 99% | 2022-11-29 |
| 9723. | Palqa (palqar) | 83.77 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 9724. | uvuvwevwevwe (onyetwenyevwe) | 83.77 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 9725. | Oleg (braga01) | 83.77 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
| 9726. | Huy (keybrdslutz) | 83.76 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 9727. | Lancy (d_lancel0t) | 83.76 | 96.3% | 2023-06-20 |
| 9728. | Ahnaf (ahnaf75) | 83.76 | 98% | 2022-03-21 |
| 9729. | QKhjZtXFyxmvF (qkhjztxfyxmvf) | 83.76 | 100% | 2018-09-22 |
| 9730. | Peaky (x101) | 83.76 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |