The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14556. | Precious (preciousss) | 35.58 | 96% | 2019-01-29 |
| 14557. | chris (emanresu) | 35.58 | — | 2009-10-06 |
| 14558. | B u b i (bubi) | 35.57 | 92% | 2021-01-18 |
| 14559. | CamieCookie (camie_cookie) | 35.57 | 93.8% | 2023-10-24 |
| 14560. | Shristi (shristi_gupta) | 35.56 | 95% | 2022-03-06 |
| 14561. | lish (lish) | 35.56 | — | 2011-04-27 |
| 14562. | Jennifer (jennifrawr) | 35.56 | 87% | 2012-01-30 |
| 14563. | fishy (fischsparagus) | 35.55 | 97% | 2015-03-11 |
| 14564. | subham (syt03) | 35.55 | 96% | 2021-10-16 |
| 14565. | HEA JIN (ypnhopak) | 35.55 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 14566. | Raaz (raaz_giri) | 35.54 | 95.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 14567. | Mujahid (mujahid69) | 35.53 | 95% | 2023-02-20 |
| 14568. | Wajid Ali (wajoustic) | 35.53 | 94.6% | 2023-10-10 |
| 14569. | squishy (squishycows) | 35.53 | 73% | 2016-01-22 |
| 14570. | Amit (amitc8090) | 35.53 | 90% | 2013-08-23 |
| 14571. | Amit (amitsaharana) | 35.53 | 95% | 2011-08-27 |
| 14572. | KIng's dream (red_ghost) | 35.52 | 95.1% | 2023-10-16 |
| 14573. | Ny (nysopheaktra) | 35.52 | 94% | 2020-05-23 |
| 14574. | ᗜ Tim (timothyaveni_plover) | 35.52 | 89% | 2018-05-21 |
| 14575. | Hasan (alfatah) | 35.51 | 94% | 2012-02-25 |
| 14576. | urmom (urmomisnerd) | 35.51 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 14577. | cherry (ccherry) | 35.49 | 94% | 2016-05-06 |
| 14578. | V (vivianpham15) | 35.49 | — | 2009-12-08 |
| 14579. | kristjan (biskslo) | 35.49 | — | 2009-09-26 |
| 14580. | raj (rhino51) | 35.49 | 90% | 2012-11-02 |
| 14581. | HA HA (longlivekrhoakz) | 35.48 | 90% | 2016-07-16 |
| 14582. | Mo (moay10) | 35.48 | 93% | 2021-02-13 |
| 14583. | Dhruv (codenta) | 35.47 | 94% | 2021-10-17 |
| 14584. | Petriux (petriux) | 35.47 | 91% | 2015-09-06 |
| 14585. | What my name beee (jontew) | 35.47 | 90% | 2018-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |