Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4129. | गुरु (jokerster) | 60.65 | 96% | 2018-07-04 |
| 4130. | Ed (edward12345) | 60.63 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
| 4131. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 60.62 | 97% | 2017-11-04 |
| 4132. | Roseylove (error404_fish) | 60.62 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| 4133. | Steven (txp2037) | 60.61 | 98% | 2019-05-23 |
| 4134. | Abdul (ar_477) | 60.60 | 97% | 2020-05-01 |
| 4135. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 60.58 | 98% | 2018-01-04 |
| 4136. | Timo (timoteaaaa) | 60.55 | 94% | 2020-08-24 |
| 4137. | Brad (2slo2calm) | 60.54 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 4138. | Ron (ronski_2468) | 60.53 | 96% | 2019-08-15 |
| 4139. | Matous (pelisek16) | 60.52 | 97% | 2018-11-03 |
| 4140. | Nicolas (dreiney) | 60.52 | 95% | 2020-05-08 |
| 4141. | James (jamesyeer) | 60.51 | 96% | 2020-06-28 |
| 4142. | Nobody (anhddo) | 60.51 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
| 4143. | Andrew (potatoking197) | 60.51 | 98% | 2020-03-29 |
| 4144. | vanarp (vanarp0) | 60.51 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
| 4145. | Boomer (boomer_typer) | 60.50 | 96% | 2020-07-06 |
| 4146. | Reckt (reckt) | 60.50 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
| 4147. | Andreas (iwinzbro) | 60.47 | 97% | 2019-04-13 |
| 4148. | fantom (fantom_x86) | 60.47 | 97% | 2018-11-19 |
| 4149. | youm (youm) | 60.46 | 96% | 2017-07-24 |
| 4150. | sholm (sholm) | 60.46 | 98% | 2018-03-02 |
| 4151. | James (scuzzrl) | 60.45 | 94% | 2018-10-20 |
| 4152. | Hunter (htrout234) | 60.45 | 95% | 2019-11-15 |
| 4153. | Not the chosen (qrota_1) | 60.45 | 94% | 2020-11-10 |
| 4154. | Xi (cenariusxz) | 60.45 | 96% | 2017-07-28 |
| 4155. | uzr (igor83) | 60.44 | 97% | 2018-01-23 |
| 4156. | DeeDee (deedee09) | 60.44 | 98% | 2020-07-04 |
| 4157. | Shivun (shivster27) | 60.40 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 4158. | Chibuike (chibex276) | 60.39 | 97% | 2018-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |