I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2126. | Benjamin (orangeflyingcow) | 115.50 | 95% | 2015-07-06 |
| 2127. | loois (gorgontes) | 115.49 | 99.7% | 2024-01-02 |
| 2128. | findingnyo (nyo03) | 115.47 | 98% | 2026-01-19 |
| 2129. | ham (haaaaaaaam) | 115.46 | 98% | 2022-05-19 |
| 2130. | William (tmwilliamlin168) | 115.46 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
| 2131. | MetaMan (meta_man) | 115.45 | 97% | 2017-01-04 |
| 2132. | Kathryn (grace6446) | 115.45 | 97% | 2016-12-19 |
| 2133. | asdfasdf (211bazooka) | 115.42 | 97.8% | 2024-10-29 |
| 2134. | Oliver (pastapower05) | 115.42 | 99.7% | 2024-11-14 |
| 2135. | Trajan (trajanme) | 115.41 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 2136. | Minas (mmel) | 115.41 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 2137. | Allen (keenharlequin) | 115.41 | 97% | 2016-08-25 |
| 2138. | Haksmooth (maznflip) | 115.37 | 97.6% | 2023-12-17 |
| 2139. | d (dc37) | 115.37 | 98% | 2017-06-27 |
| 2140. | daspartic (daspartic) | 115.37 | 94% | 2015-08-16 |
| 2141. | sujsh (sujsh) | 115.36 | 99% | 2023-04-23 |
| 2142. | Axton (recklessxd) | 115.34 | 99% | 2018-01-22 |
| 2143. | T (tcubesak) | 115.34 | 97% | 2017-12-26 |
| 2144. | Paul (dakuzo) | 115.33 | 96% | 2015-04-08 |
| 2145. | Christian (xtrenuous) | 115.32 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 2146. | Austin (austin4040) | 115.32 | 98% | 2018-01-24 |
| 2147. | yung (shwn) | 115.31 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 2148. | Nulldev (nulldev) | 115.31 | 99% | 2017-05-30 |
| 2149. | Fiona (fionughh) | 115.30 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 2150. | vincenzomaster (nonquitvinpho) | 115.30 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 2151. | Benjamin (tomentity) | 115.29 | 99% | 2021-04-30 |
| 2152. | Severin (elmo96) | 115.28 | 99% | 2021-12-07 |
| 2153. | James (jamvng) | 115.28 | 93% | 2016-03-12 |
| 2154. | Junior (juniorrojas) | 115.28 | 97% | 2016-01-12 |
| 2155. | Derpy Stingray (ernchenghoo) | 115.27 | 96.9% | 2025-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |