Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38324. | Kunal Chaursisa (suezknal) | 35.02 | 95.1% | 2023-10-28 |
| 38325. | Kseno (kseno) | 35.02 | 93% | 2013-03-20 |
| 38326. | Phong (phong_the_boss) | 35.01 | 93% | 2023-06-18 |
| 38327. | Naila (naila) | 35.00 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 38328. | bnb (nurdaulet) | 35.00 | 95% | 2012-01-11 |
| 38329. | Alex (visceralnote69) | 35.00 | 92% | 2021-02-17 |
| 38330. | pors (porssrey9) | 35.00 | 92% | 2013-10-02 |
| 38331. | Giorgos (giorgos5como) | 35.00 | 90% | 2023-04-02 |
| 38332. | palida (arisawa) | 34.99 | — | 2009-12-26 |
| 38333. | morz (morz) | 34.99 | — | 2009-09-01 |
| 38334. | Aaron (tmkingdom) | 34.99 | 96% | 2019-02-22 |
| 38335. | Bekboalt (bekbo_0) | 34.99 | 95% | 2022-10-24 |
| 38336. | Jake (shocker) | 34.98 | — | 2009-05-28 |
| 38337. | Baiyu (feather) | 34.97 | — | 2009-03-22 |
| 38338. | Hassan (hmaltawil) | 34.97 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 38339. | Clayton (cbruce9387) | 34.97 | 89% | 2015-02-17 |
| 38340. | Your (recfull) | 34.96 | 86% | 2014-01-16 |
| 38341. | Alberto (hammyer) | 34.96 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 38342. | Alex (hagerf) | 34.96 | 82% | 2015-02-10 |
| 38343. | hari (harisankar) | 34.95 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 38344. | Diareich (diareich) | 34.95 | 92% | 2021-07-07 |
| 38345. | Antti (andyokami) | 34.95 | 90% | 2016-09-15 |
| 38346. | anahi (mz_bluerose) | 34.94 | — | 2010-02-17 |
| 38347. | Roger (roger670) | 34.94 | 97% | 2015-01-26 |
| 38348. | sarath (sarath2552) | 34.94 | 90% | 2017-05-09 |
| 38349. | David (nova) | 34.94 | — | 2009-02-19 |
| 38350. | Laura (laura3) | 34.94 | — | 2008-11-16 |
| 38351. | Arek (arus) | 34.94 | 93% | 2014-05-14 |
| 38352. | Juan (wolftyper08) | 34.94 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 38353. | NJ (_az69096) | 34.94 | 96% | 2022-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |