I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6170. | hezzvl (godtypergod) | 97.34 | 99% | 2023-06-19 |
| 6171. | Guo-Liang (chewgl) | 97.34 | 98% | 2018-10-10 |
| 6172. | Tats (tatss) | 97.34 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 6173. | Angel (angellady308) | 97.34 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
| 6174. | Speed (igottagofast) | 97.33 | 98% | 2023-03-05 |
| 6175. | Jaris (xersai) | 97.32 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
| 6176. | Ducky (duckybutts) | 97.31 | 97% | 2024-11-05 |
| 6177. | Rudolf (rutzzz) | 97.31 | 99% | 2021-04-09 |
| 6178. | mikeal (mikealsweg) | 97.30 | 97.2% | 2024-09-20 |
| 6179. | www (dawdww) | 97.29 | 97% | 2025-06-25 |
| 6180. | Peter (peter12253) | 97.29 | 96.1% | 2025-01-08 |
| 6181. | Sam (sailfisher) | 97.29 | 98% | 2024-05-17 |
| 6182. | Max (max424) | 97.29 | 96.9% | 2024-03-17 |
| 6183. | Cheuk (cheuk2160) | 97.29 | 97.3% | 2023-10-15 |
| 6184. | Pumpkin Raj (chillreksai) | 97.29 | 98% | 2021-09-25 |
| 6185. | LiveDetermined2 (livedeterm... | 97.29 | 97% | 2017-06-28 |
| 6186. | Pakistan (muhammadrizwan) | 97.28 | 97% | 2025-08-20 |
| 6187. | niko (nikuruuuuu) | 97.28 | 97.5% | 2023-08-01 |
| 6188. | simonator (realsimonator) | 97.28 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 6189. | squishy (squishy_shifu) | 97.27 | 97% | 2023-07-29 |
| 6190. | Suren (strongsuren) | 97.27 | 99% | 2017-12-26 |
| 6191. | nanorek (nanorek) | 97.26 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
| 6192. | Billy (battlefieldragon) | 97.26 | 99% | 2021-12-06 |
| 6193. | jazon (nozaaaj) | 97.26 | 97% | 2020-01-08 |
| 6194. | Jimbo (sanosuke) | 97.26 | 98% | 2017-08-24 |
| 6195. | Borislav Nonquit (borislav) | 97.25 | 96% | 2018-10-09 |
| 6196. | Johnson (theracist159) | 97.24 | 97.4% | 2023-06-28 |
| 6197. | frustratedtyper (frustrated... | 97.24 | 99% | 2021-08-04 |
| 6198. | Bjorn (bjornbaboon) | 97.24 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 6199. | A (hazyez) | 97.24 | 98% | 2018-07-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |