I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10962. | martha (marthanugget) | 84.28 | 96% | 2024-09-21 |
| 10963. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 84.28 | 98% | 2022-12-25 |
| 10964. | casiofx83gt (casiofx83gt) | 84.28 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
| 10965. | Tim (potatoe_man1) | 84.28 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 10966. | sam (candle4) | 84.28 | 96% | 2021-05-11 |
| 10967. | Taylor (taylorcuber717) | 84.28 | 96% | 2020-05-25 |
| 10968. | Adolf (adoif) | 84.28 | 98% | 2019-01-22 |
| 10969. | OP Dango (op_dango) | 84.28 | 97% | 2017-03-17 |
| 10970. | brady (bradyone) | 84.27 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 10971. | Sami Wilf (samiwilf) | 84.27 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 10972. | Wake (wakethefake) | 84.27 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 10973. | Aashrya (virtualvector) | 84.27 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 10974. | yurk (yurk) | 84.27 | 97% | 2016-01-14 |
| 10975. | Gavin (fuzzlightbeard) | 84.27 | 89% | 2016-10-18 |
| 10976. | Rose (demoncia) | 84.26 | 99% | 2018-10-10 |
| 10977. | Alexa (firstplacewinner) | 84.26 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 10978. | Elliot Marklund (helikopetr... | 84.25 | 96.8% | 2025-02-12 |
| 10979. | milan777 (milan888) | 84.25 | 95.3% | 2024-05-18 |
| 10980. | Xashden (xashden) | 84.25 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 10981. | Jonathan (jah_n_i) | 84.25 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
| 10982. | simonator (realsimonator) | 84.25 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 10983. | Kurumi (kurumiw) | 84.25 | 92% | 2015-08-27 |
| 10984. | Michael (micklepru) | 84.25 | 98% | 2017-04-26 |
| 10985. | Valdis (kamis1232) | 84.25 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 10986. | Thomas (buttnuggetchiu) | 84.24 | 95% | 2020-03-18 |
| 10987. | Jonathan (znorthwindz) | 84.24 | 96% | 2016-07-10 |
| 10988. | Crash (corporaldavid891@gma... | 84.24 | 95% | 2015-07-19 |
| 10989. | Polymathic Kitteh (aurash) | 84.24 | 96% | 2015-05-16 |
| 10990. | Lewis (lewisisabo) | 84.23 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 10991. | James (jpnjpn6) | 84.23 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |