Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1330. | Biased (biased) | 68.19 | 95% | 2017-08-06 |
| 1331. | Chaddog (svd997) | 68.16 | 96% | 2020-02-07 |
| 1332. | Yzmael (yzmael156) | 68.15 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
| 1333. | erk (estalow) | 68.15 | 95% | 2019-05-06 |
| 1334. | speedy (lanxi) | 68.13 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
| 1335. | Panner (panner) | 68.13 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
| 1336. | monkaS (rikio) | 68.12 | 95% | 2017-11-20 |
| 1337. | Aidan (voidatomic) | 68.10 | 98% | 2018-05-15 |
| 1338. | Lino (lgomez) | 68.08 | 97% | 2017-11-22 |
| 1339. | Player 2 (jeffer_drive) | 68.07 | 97% | 2018-06-06 |
| 1340. | kumaicho (kumaicho) | 68.07 | 95% | 2019-11-11 |
| 1341. | Daniel (doctorfm3) | 68.05 | 93% | 2018-01-04 |
| 1342. | Griffin (girfster) | 68.01 | 96% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1343. | Brandon (dalivingdead) | 67.93 | 96% | 2019-05-26 |
| 1344. | Javier (ididntcallforapizza) | 67.86 | 94% | 2019-01-14 |
| 1345. | Toby (hitoby) | 67.85 | 95% | 2017-12-01 |
| 1346. | Sebastian (yugireo) | 67.84 | 94% | 2019-08-29 |
| 1347. | Sam (realsamxu) | 67.84 | 95% | 2018-10-28 |
| 1348. | Matland (matland) | 67.83 | 95% | 2019-08-08 |
| 1349. | ??? (5apphire) | 67.83 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 1350. | DANIEL (dizo) | 67.81 | 98% | 2017-07-19 |
| 1351. | Ethan (prohibitable) | 67.78 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 1352. | Greengray (knuller70) | 67.77 | 95% | 2017-08-28 |
| 1353. | harventhy (harventhy) | 67.70 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
| 1354. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 67.68 | 96% | 2019-11-03 |
| 1355. | Treapbunul (treapbunul) | 67.66 | 97% | 2019-05-26 |
| 1356. | Gleb (passick) | 67.66 | 97% | 2018-11-03 |
| 1357. | Blade (kingsblade) | 67.64 | 95% | 2019-11-11 |
| 1358. | Apex (cyrion6) | 67.61 | 98% | 2019-04-20 |
| 1359. | Foqsi (foqsi) | 67.60 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |