As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21874. | Sajid (pdmsajid) | 57.17 | 97% | 2015-09-24 |
| 21875. | Loafie (loafie) | 57.17 | 96% | 2015-06-12 |
| 21876. | Bartek (baryla69) | 57.17 | 94% | 2016-05-20 |
| 21877. | Malachi (awesomeowl2) | 57.16 | 85% | 2016-01-15 |
| 21878. | Edward (pratttles) | 57.16 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 21879. | ZIPZAP (zipzap322) | 57.15 | 94% | 2023-07-28 |
| 21880. | NEYT (naitsircher) | 57.15 | 95% | 2021-09-28 |
| 21881. | Raj (rajor) | 57.15 | 98% | 2019-03-01 |
| 21882. | sofi (madisofian) | 57.15 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 21883. | bacy (bacy) | 57.15 | 96% | 2023-09-20 |
| 21884. | Ikario (ikariokyujoken) | 57.15 | 95% | 2021-07-12 |
| 21885. | Suraj (st1ck14) | 57.15 | 94% | 2021-08-02 |
| 21886. | Helia (helia77) | 57.13 | 95% | 2016-11-22 |
| 21887. | Ahmed (ahemd1982) | 57.13 | 97% | 2023-05-24 |
| 21888. | Amorphous (tawseef) | 57.13 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 21889. | Ryan (rreborn) | 57.13 | 91% | 2015-04-05 |
| 21890. | UrMinsDie (urminsdie) | 57.12 | 96% | 2018-01-03 |
| 21891. | yousef (eastking) | 57.12 | 99% | 2023-01-08 |
| 21892. | Spaceman (reallyouthere) | 57.12 | 96% | 2017-11-27 |
| 21893. | zeeceebee (zeeceebee) | 57.12 | 96% | 2016-12-06 |
| 21894. | Carter (cmaniac15) | 57.11 | 93% | 2018-05-10 |
| 21895. | raz (raz12451) | 57.11 | 85% | 2015-11-16 |
| 21896. | Jared (jzelma) | 57.10 | 94% | 2016-03-17 |
| 21897. | Allen (allenet) | 57.10 | 90% | 2016-11-19 |
| 21898. | Lee (a20366joseph) | 57.10 | 93% | 2015-04-10 |
| 21899. | Cyan (cyan_ghost) | 57.09 | 95% | 2022-08-15 |
| 21900. | アヒオ (knalb) | 57.09 | 94% | 2022-06-13 |
| 21901. | Wilson (wilc) | 57.08 | 95% | 2022-08-14 |
| 21902. | Angelo (2teletabiez) | 57.08 | 96% | 2021-10-03 |
| 21903. | We support Palestine (shexd... | 57.08 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |