Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6620. | feby (peby) | 93.86 | — | 2010-09-12 |
| 6621. | LongBien001 (hansonekt) | 93.86 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 6622. | Rachel (rahrahretard) | 93.86 | — | 2011-04-17 |
| 6623. | CaccMann (aloned) | 93.86 | 98% | 2019-04-16 |
| 6624. | JP (jpalma4790) | 93.86 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 6625. | Rafael (rafamav) | 93.85 | 94% | 2012-05-04 |
| 6626. | vidroth (vidroth) | 93.85 | — | 2010-11-23 |
| 6627. | Lucas (lux0sz) | 93.84 | 92% | 2015-07-17 |
| 6628. | Yuuki (se_yuuki) | 93.84 | 95% | 2016-07-23 |
| 6629. | Free Palestine (alakazaifa) | 93.84 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 6630. | Dave (runninginsquares) | 93.84 | 94% | 2014-04-04 |
| 6631. | Anthony (duragsensei) | 93.84 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 6632. | LOLUMAD (lolumad111) | 93.83 | 94% | 2013-02-19 |
| 6633. | thuc (thucdx) | 93.83 | 97% | 2015-02-08 |
| 6634. | Prasant (man_iac) | 93.83 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 6635. | tstats[mm_food] (mm_food) | 93.83 | 97.6% | 2023-09-24 |
| 6636. | derpz (realderpz) | 93.82 | 96% | 2019-03-03 |
| 6637. | PewZ (pewz) | 93.81 | 97% | 2012-12-09 |
| 6638. | Bam (phoenixthestral) | 93.81 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| 6639. | Special (rxbaker) | 93.81 | 98% | 2011-11-09 |
| 6640. | slowpowerpunch (slowpowerpu... | 93.81 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
| 6641. | Dustin (doreynolds) | 93.81 | 92% | 2013-03-10 |
| 6642. | Chaman Jocho Mwaguadabo (al... | 93.81 | 96.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 6643. | Spike (joeyseveros) | 93.80 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 6644. | Snader (mrsander) | 93.80 | 94% | 2020-10-02 |
| 6645. | Leon (veonhoon) | 93.80 | 94% | 2016-03-13 |
| 6646. | Derek (pieeater289) | 93.80 | 98% | 2012-04-05 |
| 6647. | Mitchell (mitchtay) | 93.79 | 95% | 2014-01-02 |
| 6648. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 93.79 | 99% | 2021-09-22 |
| 6649. | 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝 (varelsen) | 93.78 | — | 2010-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |