The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14088. | Jake (im_really_bored_rn) | 37.36 | 91% | 2016-03-10 |
| 14089. | Thomas (th100) | 37.35 | 94% | 2017-07-25 |
| 14090. | Shaan (shaan_047) | 37.35 | 93% | 2021-06-29 |
| 14091. | Datsky (engrus) | 37.35 | 90% | 2022-10-03 |
| 14092. | Muhammad Usama (usama8989) | 37.35 | 94% | 2023-10-01 |
| 14093. | Seán (seanhogan01) | 37.35 | 91% | 2021-02-24 |
| 14094. | Wake (wakethefake) | 37.35 | 95% | 2020-04-16 |
| 14095. | mohamad (m_labbaf3) | 37.35 | 94% | 2015-07-08 |
| 14096. | venky (venky56) | 37.35 | 85% | 2014-04-26 |
| 14097. | Martin (285115059) | 37.35 | 94% | 2015-12-12 |
| 14098. | Leo (ganlinqian) | 37.34 | 90% | 2012-11-08 |
| 14099. | Jonah (anguianoewi) | 37.33 | 91% | 2016-07-15 |
| 14100. | Christian (pocker) | 37.33 | 95% | 2014-08-25 |
| 14101. | daedre (daedre) | 37.33 | — | 2009-08-19 |
| 14102. | When_e (when) | 37.33 | 94% | 2012-09-04 |
| 14103. | balu (balu_80) | 37.33 | — | 2009-12-14 |
| 14104. | Reiner Rekado Bisara (reine... | 37.32 | 95% | 2021-11-22 |
| 14105. | alex (alexpen543) | 37.32 | 99% | 2017-11-02 |
| 14106. | Tyler (read2) | 37.32 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 14107. | karl (karlito223) | 37.32 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 14108. | ali (love_iran) | 37.32 | 94% | 2017-04-07 |
| 14109. | mavro (wampiz) | 37.32 | 99% | 2013-06-17 |
| 14110. | Kon (konnn) | 37.31 | 92% | 2014-07-04 |
| 14111. | will (blackey) | 37.31 | — | 2008-09-25 |
| 14112. | Rashid (rashidattari) | 37.30 | 92% | 2012-02-24 |
| 14113. | John Rey (jennjohnrey) | 37.30 | 96% | 2014-03-19 |
| 14114. | Rocio (rosy) | 37.30 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 14115. | Aravind (theloneranger) | 37.30 | 89% | 2015-09-26 |
| 14116. | N (oryptic) | 37.30 | 92% | 2012-10-22 |
| 14117. | luiza (malu) | 37.30 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |