As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6113. | boxxibis (boxxibis) | 93.88 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
6114. | XrXr (xrxr) | 93.88 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
6115. | Jocho Muaguadabo (alezander... | 93.88 | 99% | 2018-10-23 |
6116. | Rev (rev_) | 93.87 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
6117. | Surendra (surendrakc) | 93.87 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
6118. | Kelby (haulzy) | 93.86 | 98.4% | 2023-09-03 |
6119. | Eoin (eoing) | 93.86 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
6120. | Griffin (tvrgriffith) | 93.86 | 98% | 2023-08-10 |
6121. | Adzenys XR-ODT (iromuanya) | 93.86 | 98% | 2018-09-18 |
6122. | Gourav (batragrv) | 93.86 | 97% | 2015-11-28 |
6123. | Khoi (khoitran) | 93.85 | 99% | 2021-11-13 |
6124. | Krypto (krypto406) | 93.85 | 97% | 2018-07-04 |
6125. | Adam (ajax827) | 93.84 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
6126. | Capricorn (mangosquirrel) | 93.84 | 96% | 2015-04-29 |
6127. | Shawn (shawneeboy) | 93.83 | 99% | 2018-11-23 |
6128. | Ramen (blazingramen) | 93.82 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
6129. | Shawn (ratchet1179) | 93.81 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
6130. | splagh (splagh) | 93.81 | 96% | 2016-10-16 |
6131. | Will (rdtomgrcr) | 93.81 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
6132. | Joey (cyeoj) | 93.80 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
6133. | skqry (skqry) | 93.79 | 95% | 2024-02-02 |
6134. | Mohamed (medsebri) | 93.79 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
6135. | Aron (aronbk) | 93.79 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
6136. | Potatsus (potatsus) | 93.78 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
6137. | Eric (criscofreeze) | 93.77 | 96% | 2015-09-08 |
6138. | High On Typing (highontyping) | 93.76 | 99% | 2024-08-16 |
6139. | Robert (pizzatyper23) | 93.76 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
6140. | kkobuk (kkobukchipp) | 93.76 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
6141. | Ray (rj444) | 93.75 | 98% | 2024-07-14 |
6142. | Espen (kadmium) | 93.75 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |