I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 12, 2023.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3029. | Carbonat (typinator430) | 76.49 | 96% | 2025-08-15 |
| 3030. | Mr.IF (mr_if) | 76.42 | 95.3% | 2023-08-29 |
| 3031. | Kwek (kyjing) | 76.40 | 96% | 2024-09-07 |
| 3032. | SeansCheese (notaspect) | 76.39 | 96% | 2023-06-09 |
| 3033. | Joe (redlinec) | 76.35 | 96.8% | 2024-10-03 |
| 3034. | Mukeem (bilawat) | 76.34 | 98% | 2023-06-09 |
| 3035. | SpeedCubeMan (speedcubeman) | 76.34 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
| 3036. | Fayez Nehru (mystery01) | 76.32 | 96% | 2025-11-16 |
| 3037. | gu (guest_user99) | 76.29 | 98% | 2024-10-01 |
| 3038. | Sunumbrella (sunumbrella) | 76.29 | 95% | 2025-06-02 |
| 3039. | Naufal (naufalmahing) | 76.27 | 97.2% | 2024-10-16 |
| 3040. | L (ynajd) | 76.24 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
| 3041. | Raj (king_vegeta) | 76.24 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 3042. | Coojoe (coojoe123) | 76.24 | 97.1% | 2024-12-05 |
| 3043. | Typomaster (hello_i_am_hi) | 76.23 | 97% | 2024-02-05 |
| 3044. | narimaa (giorgigiorgi) | 76.22 | 96% | 2025-06-06 |
| 3045. | Kirby (rdinh) | 76.18 | 95.7% | 2024-02-02 |
| 3046. | Jake (wetfart1738) | 76.16 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
| 3047. | Sangam (sangamjoshi) | 76.10 | 95% | 2025-07-25 |
| 3048. | Makailon (braumberger) | 76.10 | 94.7% | 2024-01-06 |
| 3049. | BeforeDawn (beforedawn) | 76.09 | 97% | 2024-10-18 |
| 3050. | Kaos (ihbekaos) | 76.04 | 96.3% | 2024-01-05 |
| 3051. | Vonicz (vonicz) | 76.02 | 97% | 2024-02-08 |
| 3052. | Lur3t (lur3t) | 76.01 | 95.9% | 2024-09-28 |
| 3053. | Dunsparce (shinydunsparce) | 76.01 | 97% | 2024-02-27 |
| 3054. | Faith (faith99999) | 76.00 | 97% | 2025-07-30 |
| 3055. | Mery (mezfez) | 75.98 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 3056. | opop (opop_popo) | 75.98 | 95.7% | 2024-01-16 |
| 3057. | Jay (jaypark9331) | 75.97 | 97% | 2024-07-22 |
| 3058. | Boomer (typicalboomer) | 75.96 | 98.1% | 2024-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |