I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8775. | Jakawat (jakawat) | 93.56 | 97.7% | 2023-05-30 |
| 8776. | geras (gerastv) | 93.56 | 94% | 2021-04-18 |
| 8777. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 93.56 | 99% | 2021-03-22 |
| 8778. | goat (icantype_gud) | 93.56 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 8779. | Max (p1spastic) | 93.56 | 96% | 2017-02-17 |
| 8780. | Apolline (apollineael) | 93.55 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
| 8781. | Makrela (makrela) | 93.55 | 99% | 2023-04-26 |
| 8782. | Joe (zeppyg) | 93.55 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 8783. | Plonk (zombie_moon) | 93.54 | 99% | 2024-07-29 |
| 8784. | Nana Kwame (papa_elbee) | 93.54 | 96% | 2021-05-14 |
| 8785. | hgovi (hgovi123) | 93.53 | 99% | 2024-04-19 |
| 8786. | Thegameplayer69 (thegamepla... | 93.53 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
| 8787. | colemak (colemak_struggler) | 93.53 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 8788. | Fadli (islamicman) | 93.53 | 96% | 2017-04-19 |
| 8789. | Kalash (asdforever) | 93.52 | 97% | 2026-03-29 |
| 8790. | Jack (jack90001) | 93.52 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 8791. | Rodrigo (rdcmdev) | 93.51 | 99% | 2022-05-06 |
| 8792. | Marcus (cytokinestorm) | 93.51 | 97.2% | 2021-02-07 |
| 8793. | Matrix (ss005) | 93.51 | 96.7% | 2023-07-04 |
| 8794. | Marcus (ruggiero14) | 93.50 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 8795. | Sameen (baypsyche) | 93.50 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 8796. | b (learningcolemakxd) | 93.50 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 8797. | Elias (eddyede) | 93.49 | 99% | 2023-04-14 |
| 8798. | Thomas (buttnuggetchiu) | 93.49 | 97% | 2020-03-14 |
| 8799. | NV (nnvv) | 93.49 | 97.8% | 2021-01-31 |
| 8800. | jack (jackracer23) | 93.49 | 99% | 2017-09-30 |
| 8801. | Cade (cadeglenn) | 93.47 | 99% | 2021-03-03 |
| 8802. | Avi (avi_ouro) | 93.47 | 100% | 2021-01-11 |
| 8803. | Marchie (marchie) | 93.47 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
| 8804. | Liaglutide (liaglutide) | 93.46 | 99% | 2024-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |