As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21118. | modest (true_everest) | 59.07 | 94% | 2019-01-27 |
| 21119. | Jenni (jenni02) | 59.07 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
| 21120. | Turkey (turkeyman2) | 59.07 | 94% | 2017-02-11 |
| 21121. | aldrin (drin) | 59.07 | 91% | 2016-07-27 |
| 21122. | Mudshark (icetea69) | 59.06 | 94% | 2019-05-07 |
| 21123. | Sraboni (speedo_91) | 59.06 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
| 21124. | Grimmlon (grimmlon) | 59.06 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 21125. | vircatro (vircatro) | 59.06 | 90% | 2016-07-28 |
| 21126. | Loopdreams (loopdreams) | 59.06 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 21127. | mamacardinal16 (mamacardina... | 59.05 | 98% | 2023-09-01 |
| 21128. | marcy (mahsee) | 59.05 | 87% | 2017-03-11 |
| 21129. | Aiko (aiko_1) | 59.05 | 92% | 2015-10-01 |
| 21130. | jesse (jessegotwood) | 59.05 | 96.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 21131. | Brock (serval421) | 59.05 | 98.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 21132. | Tushar (tushar23651) | 59.05 | 96% | 2021-08-30 |
| 21133. | Dmitry (dmitry_turcan) | 59.05 | 97% | 2020-03-02 |
| 21134. | oTTo (otto43) | 59.04 | 94% | 2022-01-25 |
| 21135. | Eugene (mr__krabs) | 59.04 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 21136. | RC (rccode) | 59.04 | 91% | 2015-06-03 |
| 21137. | Trevor (leafrider) | 59.03 | 97% | 2020-07-12 |
| 21138. | Dom (dcsonic41) | 59.03 | 95% | 2019-08-06 |
| 21139. | MoB (mustigon) | 59.02 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
| 21140. | Benedek (pbeni05) | 59.02 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
| 21141. | Bijan (sensiblemango) | 59.02 | 94% | 2016-08-09 |
| 21142. | Bill (damici_lift) | 59.02 | 96.6% | 2023-09-27 |
| 21143. | Ethan (applesyder) | 59.01 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 21144. | Ak (a_cake_k) | 59.01 | 92% | 2021-10-26 |
| 21145. | Husain (husainf5272) | 59.01 | 96% | 2022-06-21 |
| 21146. | nomnom27 (nomnom27) | 59.01 | 98.6% | 2024-02-17 |
| 21147. | tarun (ronythakur) | 59.01 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |