So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20301. | vanphi (vanphi) | 67.90 | 97% | 2012-11-19 |
| 20302. | SlicedKebabs123 (lion2509) | 67.90 | 96% | 2018-10-01 |
| 20303. | Wai Yon (ravesplash) | 67.89 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
| 20304. | Schuhuen (schuhuen) | 67.89 | 94% | 2012-04-09 |
| 20305. | kmdt (okayama) | 67.89 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| 20306. | Eugene (evg64) | 67.89 | 97% | 2013-12-06 |
| 20307. | Smod (smodtactical) | 67.88 | 88% | 2013-02-02 |
| 20308. | Yeldar (seenator12) | 67.88 | 96% | 2023-09-28 |
| 20309. | Vural (vuralmecbur) | 67.88 | 96% | 2015-02-07 |
| 20310. | KOCHENGOREN (renasha) | 67.88 | 94.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 20311. | AJ (andymac) | 67.88 | 91% | 2016-04-06 |
| 20312. | Binscuit (scoutzc) | 67.88 | 98% | 2022-09-15 |
| 20313. | scoey (bizerkersmode) | 67.88 | 89% | 2015-08-21 |
| 20314. | M (okie) | 67.88 | 89% | 2015-06-05 |
| 20315. | erick (erick100) | 67.88 | 93% | 2012-04-21 |
| 20316. | siva (dileep74) | 67.88 | 97% | 2012-04-23 |
| 20317. | khalil (credendo) | 67.87 | 96% | 2021-07-10 |
| 20318. | Rodolfo (rcaferraz) | 67.87 | 93% | 2012-05-19 |
| 20319. | J (xjdx) | 67.87 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 20320. | Cj (speedstercourt) | 67.87 | 96% | 2019-07-07 |
| 20321. | Apoap (apoapojak) | 67.87 | 97% | 2013-08-25 |
| 20322. | tstats[beedi] (beedi) | 67.86 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 20323. | Mazen (mazenayman) | 67.86 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 20324. | . (majorleaguetyper) | 67.86 | 97% | 2017-11-03 |
| 20325. | IBRAIM5URFER (ibrahimpro) | 67.86 | — | 2009-07-01 |
| 20326. | Asif (suit) | 67.86 | 95% | 2015-09-02 |
| 20327. | Shalini (shalinikaleeswaran) | 67.86 | 95% | 2013-10-03 |
| 20328. | Mel (_melanie) | 67.86 | 94% | 2011-12-22 |
| 20329. | Jason (smartsuka) | 67.85 | 99% | 2013-01-22 |
| 20330. | Topher (burritopher) | 67.85 | 96% | 2020-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |