I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13741. | Kevin Rendell (hankami37) | 77.03 | 99% | 2021-01-24 |
| 13742. | Daaanee (danesr) | 77.02 | 96% | 2023-09-21 |
| 13743. | Rafee (rafeesamith) | 77.01 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 13744. | Charlie (luxmoochuno) | 77.00 | 95% | 2020-01-10 |
| 13745. | Kevin (kevincamilo) | 77.00 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| 13746. | Maurice (senor_succ) | 77.00 | 95.6% | 2024-06-24 |
| 13747. | Peter (petejim) | 77.00 | 95% | 2021-11-18 |
| 13748. | Treegnome (treegnome) | 77.00 | 98% | 2018-12-06 |
| 13749. | Oggers (oggers) | 77.00 | 95% | 2017-02-11 |
| 13750. | Joe (jreiter18) | 76.99 | 96% | 2021-05-22 |
| 13751. | sushi (sushi1234) | 76.99 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 13752. | Segar (segarsari) | 76.99 | 99% | 2020-11-26 |
| 13753. | Nik Jan (slimenian) | 76.99 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 13754. | awais (awaispk) | 76.99 | 95.5% | 2021-02-08 |
| 13755. | Tejas (crimcrim) | 76.98 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 13756. | Jiweon (jeewon) | 76.98 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 13757. | astroLion (astrolion) | 76.97 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
| 13758. | Jack (thefreighttrain) | 76.97 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
| 13759. | napppyuuu (napppyu) | 76.97 | 95% | 2022-08-04 |
| 13760. | R (rc_da) | 76.97 | 96.6% | 2025-01-29 |
| 13761. | isra7766 (isra7766) | 76.96 | 95% | 2025-09-03 |
| 13762. | Mike (primike) | 76.96 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
| 13763. | urnotmytypo (urnotmytypo) | 76.96 | 95% | 2023-09-29 |
| 13764. | Mark (mabbruscato) | 76.96 | 99% | 2017-10-26 |
| 13765. | Fernando (pigexnn) | 76.95 | 95% | 2023-11-28 |
| 13766. | Romeo (romeo807) | 76.95 | 95% | 2021-02-10 |
| 13767. | Not_Stable (not_stable) | 76.95 | 95% | 2021-11-20 |
| 13768. | VenInf (veninf) | 76.94 | 96% | 2020-04-15 |
| 13769. | Samuel Kim (samkim4z3) | 76.94 | 96.8% | 2024-10-21 |
| 13770. | Joseph (itjosephchung) | 76.94 | 99% | 2023-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |