So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26166. | mememiah (mememiah) | 58.65 | 94% | 2016-01-18 |
| 26167. | Edwin (aldoric) | 58.65 | 89% | 2016-02-22 |
| 26168. | Christina (christina9) | 58.65 | 97% | 2014-04-26 |
| 26169. | reed (reed1) | 58.65 | 91% | 2015-02-12 |
| 26170. | Athelas (athelas) | 58.64 | 94% | 2016-04-17 |
| 26171. | fei (feiamor) | 58.64 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
| 26172. | Rocherfarrala (rocherfarrala) | 58.64 | 93% | 2013-01-02 |
| 26173. | Erin (erinchipppppppp) | 58.64 | 96% | 2021-08-31 |
| 26174. | Craig (cragie) | 58.64 | 89% | 2014-06-11 |
| 26175. | Mahima (mahima_) | 58.64 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 26176. | Abu Raziel (abu_raziel) | 58.64 | 95% | 2014-09-16 |
| 26177. | Ian (iansmale) | 58.64 | 92% | 2013-09-29 |
| 26178. | （ゝω・）☆ (lightorz) | 58.64 | 91% | 2011-05-21 |
| 26179. | Alex (xzeroalex) | 58.64 | 95% | 2019-07-16 |
| 26180. | probe (typingmaster2987) | 58.64 | 97% | 2022-07-02 |
| 26181. | Dazzling (dazzling) | 58.64 | — | 2009-07-20 |
| 26182. | Rachit (rc13gamr) | 58.63 | 95% | 2022-12-04 |
| 26183. | Jainil (jainil04) | 58.63 | 93% | 2022-03-13 |
| 26184. | Afzaal (afzaalahmad) | 58.63 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
| 26185. | Colin (czrobertson) | 58.63 | 97.1% | 2021-02-19 |
| 26186. | Emdadul (emdad439) | 58.63 | 97% | 2019-09-14 |
| 26187. | Wes (swes) | 58.63 | 100% | 2016-12-11 |
| 26188. | 🙃 (kryptoprocta) | 58.62 | 95% | 2021-08-15 |
| 26189. | Lapse (lapse_tripper) | 58.62 | 92% | 2012-05-17 |
| 26190. | Don (maxeffort999) | 58.62 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 26191. | FocusN (focusn_) | 58.62 | 93.6% | 2021-03-01 |
| 26192. | bloncing (bloncing) | 58.62 | 94% | 2023-09-05 |
| 26193. | Lord (snail90) | 58.62 | 96% | 2021-02-16 |
| 26194. | vincent (polymorpheus) | 58.62 | 99% | 2019-09-12 |
| 26195. | Roberto (cant_get_right) | 58.62 | 97% | 2012-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |