Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13151. | Marcus (marqueshark) | 79.99 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 13152. | ☔️ (orella) | 79.99 | 96.6% | 2021-02-07 |
| 13153. | don't ever switch to dvorak... | 79.99 | 96% | 2021-01-30 |
| 13154. | Ray (rayologist) | 79.99 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 13155. | covidgotmehere (covidgotmeh... | 79.98 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 13156. | Jason (cookja2000) | 79.98 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 13157. | asdf (rushlync) | 79.98 | 97% | 2023-05-13 |
| 13158. | Bree (blee6) | 79.98 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 13159. | slowAf (slow_af_dvorak) | 79.97 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 13160. | Aidan (aidanadam) | 79.97 | 95% | 2015-05-01 |
| 13161. | Sean (polosauris) | 79.97 | 98% | 2021-12-04 |
| 13162. | leniclavo (patricktheking) | 79.97 | 97% | 2019-09-14 |
| 13163. | Jeremy (jfly) | 79.97 | 95% | 2012-02-23 |
| 13164. | ruthyyy (ruthhhh) | 79.97 | 98% | 2020-08-08 |
| 13165. | Looking For GF (veiven) | 79.97 | 92% | 2015-01-21 |
| 13166. | xkia (xkia) | 79.97 | 97% | 2013-03-29 |
| 13167. | Brendan (brendalandan) | 79.96 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 13168. | Jerimiah (razzlestorm) | 79.96 | — | 2009-10-14 |
| 13169. | Ⓐⓝⓣⓞⓝ (racingisaw... | 79.96 | 97% | 2020-04-10 |
| 13170. | Oleg (germeson) | 79.95 | 93% | 2011-08-09 |
| 13171. | Lettuce (rolesg) | 79.95 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
| 13172. | Will (carbohydra) | 79.95 | 98.7% | 2023-06-19 |
| 13173. | Mor (morti_20) | 79.95 | 95% | 2022-10-12 |
| 13174. | whynottt (whynottt) | 79.95 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 13175. | Hung (hungbui081189) | 79.94 | 94% | 2014-06-04 |
| 13176. | Terry (ledzeppeman) | 79.94 | 98% | 2018-11-24 |
| 13177. | Joseph (arvendui) | 79.94 | — | 2009-08-20 |
| 13178. | refrshrs (refrshrs) | 79.94 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 13179. | Sveta (svetarozenbaum) | 79.94 | 95% | 2022-09-04 |
| 13180. | Serge (lolegend) | 79.94 | 96% | 2018-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |