So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10914. | ivanchrome (watonearth) | 83.62 | 91% | 2011-06-17 |
| 10915. | Social (social_blunder) | 83.62 | 91% | 2011-09-16 |
| 10916. | SabinShrestha (horrendousre... | 83.62 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 10917. | Ethan (sweethan) | 83.61 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 10918. | angie :) (angwie) | 83.61 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 10919. | Adam (shamrokh) | 83.61 | 95% | 2015-11-30 |
| 10920. | Jordan (sundayjim) | 83.61 | 96% | 2015-11-13 |
| 10921. | Ashley (cokemsheen) | 83.61 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 10922. | Bob (bertramc) | 83.61 | 97% | 2011-07-10 |
| 10923. | ako (akoakowski) | 83.60 | 97% | 2015-01-17 |
| 10924. | Panos (panos7) | 83.60 | 99% | 2017-09-24 |
| 10925. | sophie (horses) | 83.59 | 96% | 2012-08-07 |
| 10926. | grapes! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:... | 83.59 | 95% | 2014-08-09 |
| 10927. | cruise control (terminator_... | 83.59 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 10928. | Avuv (parper) | 83.59 | 96% | 2014-12-30 |
| 10929. | Huy (nlmhuy) | 83.59 | 96% | 2014-10-15 |
| 10930. | visnuk (visnuk) | 83.58 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
| 10931. | rainbow (rainbowrave) | 83.58 | 97% | 2022-09-24 |
| 10932. | hpq (hpqoeu) | 83.58 | 88% | 2013-01-03 |
| 10933. | Amy (squeaky96) | 83.58 | 94% | 2014-10-16 |
| 10934. | ಠ_ಠ (razvan69) | 83.58 | 98% | 2013-03-10 |
| 10935. | Rajesh (raj_rock) | 83.58 | 95% | 2012-06-25 |
| 10936. | Miki (prevailer) | 83.58 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 10937. | Inc (goodmoneyinc) | 83.58 | 97% | 2013-11-04 |
| 10938. | Ivan (blindingangel) | 83.58 | 91% | 2011-11-27 |
| 10939. | Dylan (dylanv67) | 83.57 | 92% | 2014-04-22 |
| 10940. | Nick (remiyui) | 83.57 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
| 10941. | Tornadox (tornadox) | 83.57 | 96.9% | 2021-02-08 |
| 10942. | m&m (egyz) | 83.56 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 10943. | Crayon (crayonsc) | 83.56 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |