The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12976. | efergodox (efergodox) | 83.52 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 12977. | I am the (afghanistan2) | 83.52 | 99% | 2013-11-29 |
| 12978. | Tracking Time (trackingtime) | 83.51 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| 12979. | Liem (zfantasyz) | 83.51 | 98% | 2012-09-14 |
| 12980. | Angelo (angelo13c) | 83.50 | 97% | 2022-01-27 |
| 12981. | Jeremy (sstormsurge) | 83.50 | 96% | 2017-11-06 |
| 12982. | lol (oknoted) | 83.50 | 98% | 2021-12-27 |
| 12983. | 八啦八啦 (stealthkid) | 83.50 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 12984. | RAMs3c (xander360) | 83.49 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
| 12985. | ktrnai (luqmen) | 83.49 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 12986. | Brent (bwieg92) | 83.49 | 99% | 2015-01-28 |
| 12987. | Assylken (j_bro) | 83.48 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 12988. | Ben (thisisben) | 83.48 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 12989. | Ibrahim (platon) | 83.48 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 12990. | Gavin (gaschindler) | 83.48 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 12991. | Kyle (ktharp25) | 83.48 | 97% | 2012-06-11 |
| 12992. | Ryan (razorus) | 83.47 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 12993. | Dylan (dn2258465) | 83.47 | 96% | 2013-08-09 |
| 12994. | Ben (davidyu8343) | 83.46 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 12995. | ryan (heilong1337) | 83.46 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 12996. | Spartan318 (spartan318) | 83.46 | 99% | 2022-12-31 |
| 12997. | J (fisterfight) | 83.46 | 91% | 2014-03-25 |
| 12998. | Juho (safou) | 83.46 | 97% | 2017-08-23 |
| 12999. | Numsi (numsi) | 83.46 | 94% | 2011-12-06 |
| 13000. | braaa (braaaiiins) | 83.45 | 89% | 2012-03-22 |
| 13001. | Brian (brianix4) | 83.45 | 96% | 2022-01-20 |
| 13002. | Sean (masian08) | 83.45 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 13003. | J. (indazone) | 83.45 | 98% | 2012-01-24 |
| 13004. | qingliang (leoren) | 83.45 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 13005. | Kevin (dsent) | 83.44 | 94% | 2013-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |